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ALTON TOWERS |
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Being keen theme park enthusiasts, it was decided that a trip to Alton Towers would be just too rude to turn down. Bright and early on the morning of Tuesday 28th June, Scott McCarthy and Robert Jones joined Tom Witham and his young mistress Gemma Bantock for a trip to deepest Staffordshire for a day of fun and frolic |
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| We stop on the journey at Leicester Forrest East Services. If only it was a Sunday | Jones tucks into a sandwich, which we eventually had to throw away as he didn't realise it had mayonnaise and other such substances in |
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| Witham and Gemma enjoy some form of bakery product | McCarthy enjoys his baguette |
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| This lorry appeared to be transporting a part of a house | Jones is delighted - we have arrived at Alton Towers! |
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| McCarthy's jeans were going to be incredibly hot during the day, so he was kindly lent this fantastic swimming shorts by Tom Witham | This man obviously wanted to copy Burgess Hills Favourite Minor Celebrity with those shorts |
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| A dream moment, as we would all share a bath tub on this water ride | The ride meant we were rather moist afterwards |
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| Jones thought he was posing, but great timing by McCarthy and Witham meant that the photo showed this kiss, before Jones went wild | The swinging boat ride was always going to be one of great challenge |
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| This ride went upside down. Only one fool would forget to take his glasses off on it..... | Luckily though, Robert managed to hold onto them throughout the ride |
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| Lunch was taken in McDonalds, and this fabulous pink car | Witham and Gemma enjoy a romantic McDonalds |
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| McCarthy found the meal high nutritional | McCarthy and Witham about to ride a roller coaster called Rita. This lead to many great lines such as: "Rita is quick", "Rita is well spread" "Rita is a great ride" and so on |
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| McCarthy and Jones via the ride photo of Rita. She obviously was a good ride when you take in Jonseys face | This was a fantastic bone |
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| The corkscrew was a fantastic ride to pose on, as can be seen by this picture | This tree was rather arousing |
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| As we left, these red things were displayed, obviously in honor of McCarthy and Witham's incredibly large genitalia | McCarthy and Jones give Jake from the Tweenies the honor of a photo |
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| Witham and Gemma enjoy a pose | The looks on McCarthy and Witham's faces can be explained by the fact that at this point they were actually groping Milo - unfortunately Jones forgot the first rule of Crocs on Tour photography - always include the groin |
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| Tom is ecstatic after he completed his 3000th mile as a driver - we celebrated by pulling into a housing estate in Stafford | Jones attempts to eat the burger that we wanted. Along with McCarthy, they had intended to get Double Bacon Cheeseburgers - until Jones managed to order two whoppers |