AFC BOURNEMOUTH - SATURDAY 30/07/2005

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A disappointing pre-season campaign saw Brighton take hammerings at both Oxford and Colchester. However, with the promise of a sandy beach, the Crocs on Tour decided to make Bournemouth their first outing of the season, as they traveled to the Fitness First Stadium, looking to see an Albion victory
Mode of Transport: The first match we had taken via the Witham Mobile, as Tom drove impeccably to Bournemouth
Team: A 4-4-2 line up of: Martin, Dodd, Ashby, Butters, Mayo, Reid, Carpenter, Oatway, Hammond, McCammon, McPhee
Kit: Bournemouth chose to wear their traditional home colours of red shirts, black shorts and black stockings, while Brighton also wore their home kit of light blue and white stripes, white shorts and white stockings
Mark McGhee's Attire: The pre-season weather meant Mark went for the classic look of white shirt, no tie, black trousers and black shoes
Weather: A clear day, but extremely chilly inside the stadium for the time of year the match was played in
Stadium Rating: The Fitness First Stadium is a modern arena that was built on the site of the old Dean Court ground. However, it is only complete on 3 sides, and a new "Withdean" stand is being installed at the end with nothing at the minute. The gaps mean it gets cold inside, and it does lack character. Also, the fact that its name encourages exercise means it loses marks. 6/10
Food Rating: The hotdogs tasted distinctly of rubber, possibly that of a bike tire. However, the superb pies made up for the disappointment of the sausage. 6/10
Entertainment: A fine set of cheerleaders were on offer before the game, which was particularly exciting. A man outside, dressed as a woman and wearing a big clown wig was selling draw tickets and programmes, and he was certainly entertaining. 9/10
Friendliness of Locals: Extremely friendly. The man on the turnstile informed us that we had to buy tickets from the ticket office before the game, and then showed us where to go. He obviously saw the builds of the Crocs on Tour team as well, as he said "Best to go that way lads, goes past a burger van". 7/10
Standard of Local Females: Extremely high. Not only did we see a fine array of attractive females in the town, but there were also several around the stadium, most notably the cheerleaders, who we got 'up close to' when waiting outside. 8/10
Steward Rating: Absolutely superb. One steward was fantastic, as he told a baby of no more than 6 months old "If you go on the pitch I will have to eject you, so watch it". He was simply wonderful, and it was a joy to be told where to be sat by him. 9/10
Flag Attention: No flag was present again, a situation that we hope to address by the Hull game
Match Report: Brighton warmed up for the big kick off away at Derby next week with a 2-1 win. Although less than convincing, it was certainly more convincing than the pre-season games previously, 5-2 and 4-1 defeats to Colchester and Oxford. Charlie Oatway opened the scoring, and Dean Hammond headed home the second, before the Cherries pulled back a consolation through a free-kick late on in the game. A good work out in the end for the Seagulls
Thought of the Day: As the cheerleaders began doing their routine, we pondered upon how much the rather fat one in the middle could fit inside her