AFC BOURNEMOUTH - MONDAY 01/01/07

REPORT | VIDEO
Waking up with a head that feels like Anne Widicombe has been sat on it for a week, there is no better way to clear the post-New Years Eve hangover than with a South Coast Derby away at Bournemouth. After a night of hard partying, it was a full Crocs contingent that made the journey west to see if Dean Wilkins men could halt the 3 game losing streak and start 2007 with a bang - and they would have good reason to, with the unveiling of the new Crocs on Tour flag

McCarthy manages to tug off Witham's gear stick knob, as we await for him to emerge from the Woodland Cottage to begin the journey Potter looks forward to the journey in the car
Tom Witham, now refreshed after a brief stop in Westdene, is ready to begin driving duties McCarthy uses the age-old technique of a pint of milk to settle his stomach down after last nights consumption
Tom Stewart is soon picked up and ready for the day ahead Stewart suggests we forget Bournemouth and the inevitable disapointment, and visit Arundel Castle
Potter suggests we forget Bournemouth and the inevitable disapointment, and visit Fratton Park Witham suggests we forget Bournemouth and the inevitable disapointment, and stay at his University accommodation
McCarthy suggests we forget Bournemouth and the inevitable disapointment, and visit HM Naval Base (Unicorn Gate) The New Forest, a poor mans Ashdown Forest
We overtake the Costa Lovebus The Fitness First Stadium is reached
Potter is happy to have arrived in Bournemouth Witham is now also the proud owner of the 'incredibly gay scarf', as popularised by Potter

Stewart is an eager beaver when it comes to getting into the stadium After sharing a kiss at midnight, Witham and McCarthy risk a public indecency charge to take things one step further on the bonnet of the Witham Mobile
What a sight Stewart gets carried away with the amount of sodium chloride he puts on his chips.....or was it just Potters dandruff?
The players coach pull into the arena Guy Butters, looking like a rugged stallion, alights from the vehicle
Joel Lynch and Dean Hammond collect their kit bags Tommy Fraser signs some autographs
Mr Wilkins talks to the fans to thank them for their support After allegations that the female members of his family engage in lesbian sex, Potter storms off in a fit of rage
Wayne Henderson warms up for the game Stewart and Potter can be seen struggling to erect the flag
The Withdean stand behind the goal A packed main stand
The San Siro of League One With Stewart and Potter failing dramatically, McCarthy single handedly erects the flag
That is exactly why decorating a flag at 3am on New Years Day when intoxicated is a bad idea Tom Witham looks forward to the big game
Stewart in an excited manner as it is revealed new signing Nathan the Elder is on the bench Potter licks his scarf, no doubt imagining it is Tommy Fraser's penis
McCarthy is puzzled as we discus where Bournemouth goalkeeping legend Gareth Stewart is now plying his trade McCarthy gave a retro away shirt from the 1991-92 season an outing to celebrate the new year
One question that remained unanswered is why Dean Cox was warming up with the mascots Meridian and Sky Sports News finest TV presenter, Andy Steggal was in the building
This man takes some photos of the Brighton support, no doubt wanting to capture the debut of the Turienzo Memorial Flag The team enter the stadium to rapturous applause
McCarthy couldn't help but feel slightly homosexual as he wore a womens bracelet that was found in the Witham Mobile Has their ever been a more attractive player to wear the Brighton and Hove Albion kit than Wayne Henderson?
This photo is not blurred, it is just the sheer amount of rain that fell in the monsoon season Jake Robinson goes past his man like he wasn't there
Unsurprisingly, its all Bournemouth going forward This man was superb, taking every opportunity to moan and make angry hand gestures towards both the opposition and the Albion 

Set pieces were yet again disappointing, as another corner is wasted Its all over - maybe removing the goals during the game is a tactic Mr Wilkins should employ if his side are to avoid a second successive relegation?