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AFC
BOURNEMOUTH - TUESDAY 02/10/07 |
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REPORT
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| Following
three games without a win, The Crocs kept up
their tradition of going to pointless evening
matches, although this time it was the
relatively short journey to Bournemouth. With
Dean Wilkins being put under pressure already
following three disappointing games in a row,
there would be no better chance to silence his
critics than by taking three points for the
first time at the Fitness First Stadium, against
the side propping up the table. |
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day kicks off at Gemma's Bournemouth house. We
discuss what sports could be played on this fine
lawn - namely bowls, snooker or even croquet |
Witham
pulls the Bruce in the garden |
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| McCarthy
question the point of this barbed wire on the
garden fence |
Witham
just before treading mud all through the carpet
in the house |
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| We
question if Mr Wilkins has started his own
electrical business under this alias for when
his inevitable sacking occurs |
These
trees create an impression of immense scenery
around the stadium |
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| Despite
the appearance of his burger, Witham enjoyed it |
McCarthy
and one of the two lubricated penises he would
get through today |
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| Witham
and Gemma look forward to the evening |
As
does McCarthy |
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| The
delightful Withdean-eqsue stand |
The
Main Stand |
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| The
Key Stand |
Michel
Kuipers warms up |
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| Dean
White bravely continues to warm up the forwards
despite pulling a muscle during the routine task
of laying the ball off |
Has
the Crocs reputation proceeded them, as no-one
was willing to fill these seats until moments
before kick off |
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man may have had personal hygiene problems as he
was given an entire stand to himself |
The
Albion emerge for the game |
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| Andrew
Whing prepares for kick off |
Witham
attempts to lick this mans hat |
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| Monty
Panesars exclusion from England duty in the
recent one day match was explained as he took up
the position of ref for todays game |
Disaster
strikes, as Bas Savage takes one to the family
jewells |
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| Bas
incredibly large genitalia means that even if
the ball hits him on the knee, there is a strong
chance it will catch his penis |
The
Crocs prepare to offer their services should
Malcolm Stuart decide that the best course of
treatment would be to pleasure the big man |
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| Bas
finally makes his way off |
This
board indicates the winning numbers for the half
time draw. Seeing as no tickets were purchased,
there was unlikely to be a Crocs winner |
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| Why
Sam Rents is not playing left back is anyones
guess |
This
man does a fine job during the half time
interval at pitch maintenance |
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| Neil
Moss' short sleeves empitomise flair fashion
among goalkeepers |
Dean
Cox opens the scoring minutes into the second
half |
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| He
gives a wave to the fans to celebrate |
Its
soon 2-0, as Bas Savage performs his moonwalk to
celebrate |
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| This
was made all the stranger by the fact that it
appeared that George O'Callaghan had scored the
goal |
Witham
is happy to see Brighton leading 2-0 |
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| Whereas
McCarthy appears disappointed, as it means at
least another 10 games of Dean Wilkins |
Alex
Revell chases a ball out of play |
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| Not
even Southampton hero Paul Telfer could prevent
Bournemouth from slipping to defeat |
The
Albion send in a corner, pushing for a third |
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| The
game approaches its conclusion, as we decided to
leave with a few minutes remaining in order to
avoid the 45-minute long queues that tend to
build when leaving |
And
it proves to be a good decision, as we are able
to exit The Fitness First Stadium without
queuing following a surprisingly good evening |
