BRISTOL ROVERS - SATURDAY 26/04/08

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The last away game of the season was one that meant nothing for either side. Brighton were mathematically out of the hunt for the final play off spot, while Bristol Rovers had secured their place in League One for next season. Despite the fact that this was a meaningless match, it still saw a six strong Crocs contingent head to Avonside for the last away game of the 2007-2008 season

Retter is delighted that are train has pulled into Cheltenham Spa station, destination Bristol The first cans of apples of the day are undertaken
McCarthy looks forward to the final outing of the season We arrive in Bristol Temple Mead Station - a fine piece of architecture

Unfortunately, we did not take part in a competition to see who could soil the taxi in the best manner as this sign was very offputting We head to The Sportsman pub for some pre-game drinks

Retters tee-total bar one pint philosophy is soon blown out of the window McCarthy is disappointed to see that the toilets feature no lip urinals, unlike Luton
Potter soon arrives in the pub Oaf is in his usual state at football, although hopefully he would not end up in the home end this time
Rumble is memorized by the bargain pizzas on offer Potter enjoys a pint of Fosters
This barmaid was a maid and not a man, as first impression may denote Rumble soon has the number of a taxi firm in order to transport us to the stadium - this time ordering the taxi in the name of Bristol Rovers and Brighton legend Robbie Pethick

The floodlights of the stadium soon come into view The Memorial Stadium is named in honour of all those Bristol rugby players who lost their lifes in war, as this plaque indicates. We can only hope they don't sell out by naming the new ground after a sponsor
This stand was rather nice The visitors turnstiles
The Withdean-esque temporary structure behind the goal This stand housed executive boxes and the players facilities

A delightful terrace behind the goal Potter doing some form of flid pose
Clayton N, Upton and Clayton C appeared in synchronized clothing inside the stadium Retter and McCarthy look forward to the game
Campbell swings his ball into Kuipers box Malcolm Stuart was unavailable for physio duties to some form of hip operation, not because he is fat. This man took his place
The game continues This policeman was obviously making a home video, which one can only hope will be of a pornographic nature and feature zoomed in shots of Liz Costa
The Guiness Stand indicated the grounds rugby heritage, in particular noting Bristol Rugbys place in the Guinnes Remiership Clayton C and Retter both had the same shoes on
They look happy to be together in the fashion stakes Steven Phillips looks glorious in goal for Bristol Rovers
Clayton C sports what can only be described as a homosexual hat Steve prepares to take a goal kick
Upton was due to be taking part in some sort of military operation after the game judging by his shorts Bristol Rovers FC take security seriously, as this camera perched on the roof indicates
The boiling heat saw this man go to desperate measures to protect his neck, and at the same time establish himself as a fashion guru Ian Westlake puts the Albion one up
Matt Richards prepares to whip one into the box Contrary to popular believe, a new episode of The Bill was not being filmed in Bristol

The end of the game and the players applaud the fans after a 2-0 victory These fans leave an away ground for the last time in the 2007-08 season
The Bristol Rovers players go on a lap of honour As rarer sight as seeing Michael Portillo wearing your mothers night dress, Mark Funnell had made it to an away game
Clayton N and Upton settle down for their journey home Potter looks completely at home in the incredibly gay hat
Clayton C looks extremely disapointed despite the victory, perhaps due to the fact he managed to get through the day without being arrested McCarthy and Retter crack open some Stella for the journey home
The Cheltenham section soon arrive back at Bristol station and await the trip home Retter keeps up his 100% record watching Brighton, and his alcohol intake has him struggling to walk, which results in lying in the middle of a street in Cheltenham