CHELTENHAM TOWN - SATURDAY 09/02/08

IMAGES - MICHAEL D'AGOSTINHO THEME EVENING | IMAGES -  GAME | VIDEO

Brightons fourth meeting of the season with Cheltenham - and their first in the league - would see the Seagulls travel to Whaddon Road. With McCarthy now living in the Spa town, the Crocs held their annual themed evening - this time named after Michael D'Agostinho and  spread over 48 hours prior to the game. This involved a night of disgrace in Cheltenham on Thursday, a trip to the Millennium Stadium on Friday and finally a scrabble session Friday night, before the clash on Saturday
Mode of Transport: Tom Witham drove to Cheltenham on the Thursday. Transport to the stadium saw a new first for the Crocs, as we enjoyed the 10 minute walk to the game
Team: Mr Wilkins chose to name a 4-4-2 line up consisting of: Kuipers, Whing, Butters, Elphick, Richards; Robinson, Thomson, El Abd, Cox; Murray, Forster
Kit: Cheltenham appeared in red and white striped jerseys coupled with white shorts and red socks. The Albion chose to wear their away kit consisting of all yellow. Michel Kuipers went with a navy and gold goalkeepers jersey, coupled with navy shorts and socks
Dean Wilkins Attire: Mr Wilkins was looking his suited and booted best today, and as per usual combined it with his trench coat
Weather: A sunny and warm day over the Cotswolds indicated that we are exiting winter, and the football season is beginning to enter its latter stages
Stadium Rating: Whaddon Road has undergone a lot of work since it joined the league in 1999. Two new, all seated and covered stands are placed along the side and behind one goal, and these are complimented by a small covered terrace behind one goal, and a traditional old-style main stand with terracing at the front and seating at the back. 7/10
Food Rating: The hotdogs were of the lubricated penis variety, and the addition of being able to add cheese to them was refreshing. 7/10
Entertainment: Much the same as Northampton with regards to a half time crossbar challenge, although younger participants were also allowed to hit the post in order to allow for a greater potential for success. 7/10
Friendliness of Locals: Delightfully friendly, including the people we spoke to in the car park and the man who spent about 15 minutes talking to us and slagging off Cheltenham FC, before telling us to ask all their fans about "Groucho". 9/10
Standard of Local Females: A fair number of suitable women were seen in and around the ground and also in the town. 8/10
Steward Rating: Decent enough, except for the one fat supervisor who seemed to be something of a Hitler. 7/10
Flag Attention: The flag was attatched to the seats that served as a segregation area, and the pink Seagull seemed to gain some attention from the local ASBO children situated in the home area near it. 6/10
Match Report: A lacklustre performance by the Albion could prove to be very pivotal in ending their play off hopes. Despite being dominated by the home side, Jake Robinson gave the visitors the lead with a well taken goal which looked like it would send the Seagulls home with all 3 points. However, two goals in added time from Alex Russell and Steven Gillespie saw Cheltenham take a vital 3 points in their bid to stave off the drop, and would have left Dean Wilkins wondering just how he managed to cock this one up
Thought of the Day: As Wes Fogden warmed up, McCarthy announced: "If I could be one person in the world, it would be Wes. He must be at least half my weight"