GILLINGHAM - SATURDAY 15/09/07

REPORT | VIDEO

With the Albion sitting in the unusually lofty heights of sixth place in the table following back-to-back wins, there was an unusual sense of optimism for the trip to former home ground The Priestfield, home of Gillingham. With the hosts having only won once so far, and Mr Wilkins new-found positive approach, could the run continue and see the Seagulls possibly move up to second?

Witham was at the wheel for todays trip Potter was in the back, being negative for todays trip
McCarthy was in the front, stupidly still drinking after his leaving party last night The wonderful house, that the Crocs dream of one day owning

McCarthy's face denotes that he is struggling with his Bulmers, a sign of things to come perhaps The Crocs condone all acts of drink driving

Any trip in the Witham Mobile is a joy to take part in, mainly because of the copious selection of sweets on offer This car was going annoyingly slowly
We near our destination, although a visit to Grain is contemplated as being more exciting "Quick Witham, pull over the car" is the call from McCarthy as we arrive in Gillingham
No special effects here - Potter catches McCarthy vomiting in all its glory The remains denotes that he had very little to eat
Feeling lighter, he instantly takes the decision to return to the Bulmers Potter cannot believe what he has just witnessed here

Witham meanwhile finds the situation quite comical, although that is mainly relieve that he pulled over in the nick of time and avoided vomit in the car We walk to the streets of Gillingham
McCarthy and Potter ponder who to include in their accumulator in the local William Hill The staff in this kebab shop were extremely efficient
Despite these queues, the Gillingham officials decided not to open the extra turnstiles Potter enjoys a Fosters inside the ground
Witham contemplates another disappointing afternoon McCarthy slowly devours his Fosters
Potter decides it is time to take our seats in the Brian Moore stand Wetherspoons Man enjoys a conversation with Brett
The Medway Stand in all her glory The Rainham End
The Gordon Road Stand Potter looks happy to be at The Priestfield
Witham appears to have come straight out of a holy tale thanks to the sun light shining down on him McCarthy pulls the Bruce
Witham and McCarthy share a moment The teams emerge onto the pitch
Michel Kuipers new hair cut makes him look like some sort of rogue boyband singer We question whether the flair use of a floodlight pylon on top of a roof was really neccesary
The plant in this window was a nice touch A worrying gap between the rows in the Brian Moore Stand
An early contender for hat of the season McCarthy enjoys his lubricated penis
Witham checks our bets at half time. Unsurprisingly, none of the them appear to be coming in Brighton attack with a corner
And again, looking to pull back the 1-0 deficit A back injury to the Gillingham keeper, surprisingly not caused by Adam El-Abd
The team troop off at the end of another defeat These girls were extremely attractive
McCarthy manages to get us lost down a small country lane in deepest darkest Mid Sussex But the day is made worthwhile after spotting a man in this stylish sequined garment at a petrol station