LEICESTER CITY - TUESDAY 22/09/2005

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Another one of those enjoyable evening away trips, this time saw us travel to the Walkers Stadium to face Leicester City. Brighton are fast becoming the draw specialists in the division, so that was realistically what was expected from the game with the Foxes - although anything could happen, especially when you are playing against the England international and legend that is Dion Dublin
Mode of Transport: The Kane Mobile was used to transport the Crocs to the Midlands, and despite getting lost a number of times and driving the wrong way round a dual carriageway slip road, we got there in one piece
Team: A 4-4-2 line up of: Henderson, Reid, Butters, McShane, Mayo; Carole, Oatway, Hammond, Jarrett; Kazim-Richards, Knight
Kit: Leicester wore their traditional kit of blue jerseys, white shorts and white stockings, while Brighton plummeted for their away kit of maroon shirts, shorts and stockings. Wayne Henderson went for a green goalkeepers jersey with black and white trim which was complemented superbly by black shorts and black socks
Mark McGhee's Attire: Mark looked almost god-like at the beginning of the match, as he wore a white shirt, no tie, black trousers and black shoes. With the floodlights illuminating him, one could be mistaken for thinking he was some sort of messiah. With the chilling Leicestershire air, he then chose to put on a black blazer for the second innings
Weather: Blustery, but a fine evening
Stadium Rating: Your standard new stadium, single tired and lacking somewhat in character. However, the Gary Lineker image of the outside of the stadium remains, which means that on arrival at the stadium fans can practically ejaculate with excitement. 6/10
Food Rating: We were raped in terms of prices and quality, McCarthy finding his hotdog to taste more like a well lubricated penis. However, the pie was rather hot and made up for the disappointed of the dog. 5/10
Entertainment: Poor. There was nothing on offer before the game, and the live trumpet player of last year was not present either to deafen the crowd. A parade of what is believed to be former players took place at half time, but this too was a let down, as there was no sign of Robbie Savage, Steve Guppy, Trevor Benjamin or even Tony Cottee. 2/10
Friendliness of Locals: We did not really have the chance to socialise with the locals, although the parking attendant was a rather charming chap. The lack of gay abuse was also slightly upsetting. 6/10
Standard of Local Females: A few females were on offer outside the ground, but there was few variations to chose from.. 4/10
Steward Rating: There were no real problems that the stewards needed to deal with, although their ideas with regards to making people sit at the front first may have appeared sensible to them, but with the late surge of fans arriving moments before kick off, it could only be described as going tits up. 5/10
Flag Attention: After stopping at a shopping center to buy an England flag, we now have a Crocs on Tour flag. However, there was very little to hang it up on at the stadium, although outside the ground the large pink seagull on it did get some attention. 3/10
Match Report: It was another draw for Brighton, as they stretched their unbeaten run to 3 games. The first half was a rather boring affair, but the game opened up in the second half, as both sides looked for goals, However, neither side could break the other down, and Dean Hammond somehow glanced a header wide from 4 yards out to spurn the best opportunity of the match
Thought of the Day: After discussing how shiny Dion Dublin's head was, we wondered, when lubricated, what sort of hole he could fit it into