LUTON TOWN - SATURDAY 12/04/08

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With the season all but over from a Brighton point of view, the only thing worth playing for on the trip to Luton was the chance to relegate the hosts and end a 74 year old winless streak at Kenilworth Road. With the last trip to Luton proving extremely dramatic both in terms of action on the pitch and action off it, it was a seven man Crocs contingent taking in the trip and hoping to avoid the controversy that overshadowed the last visit, although it didn't get off to a good start with a similar beginning to last time around involving McCarthy and Rumble out on the town
Mode of Transport: It was the traditional trip through London, consisting of a 4 for £25 travel save ticket on First Capital Connect Services from Brighton to Bedford
Team: Mr Wilkins chose to name a 4-4-2 line up consisting of: Kuipers, Whing, Elphick, Butters, Mayo; Cox, Racon, Thomson, Westlake; Murray, Dixon
Kit: Luton performed in their home uniforms consisting of white shirts, black shorts and white socks. The visitors lined up in their alternative colours of all yellow, while Michel Kuipers was once again modeling the aqua and gold jersey alongside navy blue shorts and socks 
Dean Wilkins Attire: Mr Wilkins was once again booted and suited, coupled with regulation trench coat
Weather: A fine day over Bedfordshire, consisting of warmth and sun
Stadium Rating: Kenilworth Road remains a Croc favourite due to its standing as a proper football ground. Entering the away end through a maze of small paths and ultimately a turnstile that is effectively the front room of a house, the scene is a compact stand with a low roof. Opposite the main stand is just an area consisting of executive boxes, complimented by one large stand behind the other goal. 6/10
Food Rating: Both food kiosks had sold out of hotdogs, and this resulted in pies being taken, which were made of steak and kidney yet tasted of scrotum. 3/10
Entertainment: None was on offer
Friendliness of Locals: Bearing in mind the locals had just been relegated, we found them to be delightfuly pleasant, wishing us luck should a miracle along the lines of Jesus resurrection occur and we do make the play offs. 8/10
Standard of Local Females: No females of any real note were spotted. 1/10
Steward Rating: Awful. Although they allowed us to stand, they were completely over the top in the way they handled Clayton Cs ejection from the ground and subsequent arrest, for the awful crime of taking a can of beer into the stadium. 0/10
Flag Attention: We were unable to gauge the attention of the flag as it is currently in Nottingham. Somewhere
Match Report: Luton Town were relegated to League Two following a 2-1 win for the Albion at Kenilworth Road. The home side took the lead through Sam Parkin, but this only succeeded to spur on the visitors as they fought back immediately thanks to goals from on-loan Ian Westlake and Glen Murray to end a 74 year winless streak in Bedfordshire and mathematically keep their play off hopes alive
Thought of the Day: A disappointing way for the first Crocs arrest to occur with a caution for taking a can of beer into the ground, as opposed to a bigger crime such as indecent exposure, resisting arrest or j walking