MILLWALL - SATURDAY 02/04/2006

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Millwall - the setting for that illustrious movie Football Factory. Would there be a better match to potentially end the Crocs on Tour 2005-2006 season than in 'bandit country', down 'deep sarf' with a trip to the New Den. With both sides struggling at the bottom, and defeat for Brighton virtually consigning the team to League One, the Crocs on Tour were hoping that today, 6 months after the season began, they would see their first away victory of the season
Mode of Transport: It was another cheap offer, this time we each paid £6.25 for the honor of traveling on First Capital Connect (formerly known as Thameslink) to London Bridge, then a quick train journey to South Bermondsey
Team: Mark pleased and amused the Crocs by playing a flair 4-3-3 formation, with the players: Henderson, El Abd, Hinshlewood, McShane, Lynch; Hammond, Carpenter, Reid; Hart, Noel-Williams, Kazim-Richards
Kit: Millwall wore all blue with white trim, while Brighton went for the away colours of maroon, maroon, maroon. Wayne Henderson again chose his tour-de-France jersey of yellow with white and black trim, complemented successfully by black shorts and stockings
Mark McGhee's Attire: Yet again, Mr McGhee chose the seemingly lucky combination of grey shirt, brown tie, black blazer and trousers on his return to his former club
Weather: Sunshine ripped through the capital, with a hint of wind around the air
Stadium Rating: A fine footballing arena, that although quite modern has been around long enough to gather rust on the outside. Different to most new stadiums, the four stands are separated which makes it eye-catching. Also the home of Harchester United, as Dream Team is filmed in the stadium, the very thought of Karl Fletcher having been inside this stadium is enough to wet any sane mans whistle. 8/10
Food Rating: Previous experiences of food at the Den has been poor, but this time the steak and kidney pies were considered of a decent station, if not a little too hot. 7/10
Entertainment: Nothing on offer, apart from the big screen which was positioned at somewhat of an awkward angle for the away end. 2/10
Friendliness of Locals: With the special path constructed direct from the away end to South Bermondsey, we had no chance to mingle with the locals. However, one man we met around London Bridge was particularly friendly, although we fear he was on some form of illegal substance . 6/10
Standard of Local Females: Yet again, we were unable to mingle with any. 0/10
Steward Rating: No problem at all, one either directed Tom Stewart as to where to place his empty can of Murphys as we got to the stadium entrance . 8/10
Flag Attention: For the first time in Crocs history, both the original flag and the pink Seagulled flag were in evidence. However, with a lack of vacant flag positions, both Tom Stewart and Scott McCarthy had to make do with wearing them as messiah-style cloaks. 4/10
Match Report: Brighton picked up only their second away win of the season, and seventh in total with a decent display against an awful Millwall side. Mr McGhee's gamble of dropping captain Guy Butters, and playing with 3 forwards paid off, as early goals from the recalled Paul Reid and Paul McShane were enough to give the Albion a vital 3 points, which means that the Lions are now within sight of McGhee's men
Thought of the Day: While on the train, Tom Witham pondered the question of "I wonder what it would be like to sleep with a transvestite. How would they take it?"