MILLWALL - TUESDAY 28/11/06

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The Johnstone Paint Trophy has often been considered the ultimate Mickey Mouse competition. That is until you reach the late stages of it, with a big final. It has taken on even more importance this year, with the rumour being that the final will be the first game staged at the new Wembley with 2/3rds capacity, in order to 'test' the safety of the stadium. If Brighton could pick up a victory away at Millwall, they would be just three games away from the final. Two debut Crocs in Dougie Lane and Dan Collin made the trip to the New Den
Mode of Transport: As is tradition for Millwall, the train was used to arrive in South Bermondsey, as we took advantage of a Southern "4 for £20" ticket
Team: Mr Wilkins again named an unchanged team, with a 4-4-2 line up of: Henderson, Whing, Butters, Hinshlewood, Lynch; Fraser, Hammond, El-Abd, Cox; Revell, Robinson
Kit: Millwall were in the usual home uniforms of blue shirts, white shorts and blue socks, while Brighton wore their away kit of white shirt, blue shorts and white socks. Wayne Henderson went for that fashionable aqua and gold goalkeepers jersey, coupled with navy shorts and socks
Dean Wilkins Attire: Mr Wilkins again went for a trench coat look over his tracksuit, while standing out in the fashion stakes were his bright white shoes
Weather: A miserable day in East London, with drizzle experienced at times throughout the day, and a wind blowing on this November night in the capital
Stadium Rating: One of the first to be built in the wave of new grounds, the Den is still a decent place to visit. Four identical sides complete the makeup of the stadium, each made of two tiers. A decent view is afforded, with Albion fans housed in the upper tier behind one of the goals. 8/10
Food Rating: Woeful. No hot food was available at half time, due to Milwall expecting only 1/9th of the 900 away supporters who made the journey. Lane had to settle for a bag of Fruit Pastilles. 1/10
Entertainment: Nothing was on offer, which was disappointing given that the Paint Pot is supposed to be a competition to attract families to games. But then again, no responsible parent is going to expose their child to Millwall away. 1/10
Friendliness of Locals: Horrible people. A fight very nearly kicked off on the train returning to London Bridge thanks to some 12 year olds who accused one person of being a Brighton fan. His response was: "You think I'm Brighton, I'm wearing ******* Stone Island mate. Come down the ******** train and I'll show you I'm ******* Millwall". These intelligent chaps finally realised we were Brighton, and when asked, McCarthy did the sensible thing of answering "Yes". Then, when asked if he took it up the arse, "occasionally". Needless to say these were cretinous yobs of the highest calibre. -5/10
Standard of Local Females: No females were seen around the ground, which is highly surprising as it would more than likely have resulted in them being raped and pillaged. However, we saw several attractive ones on the train journey to London. 5/10
Steward Rating: Slightly heavy handed at times. 3/10
Flag Attention: Kane was in charge of the flag, so we were unable to gauge its attention
Match Report: Brighton marched through to the Southern Section Semi-Final of the Johnstone Paint Trophy thanks to a penalty shoot-out victory over Millwall. The home side took the lead following Guy Butters sending off, and it took until the last minute for Jake Robinson to pull back an equaliser with his 11th of the season. Going into the penalties, Robinson and Dean Hammond converted, while Joe Gatting and Dean Cox missed. With Wayne Henderson producing a save, it meant that it was down to Kerry Mayo to score and send the Albion through, and the veteran left back coolly netted
Thought of the Day: If you had a magnetic toilet seat, would someone with a metal hip become stuck to it?