NORTHAMPTON TOWN - SATURDAY 31/03/07

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No, this was not cobblers - one of the final Crocs games of the season would be at Northampton. Three points here would all but guarantee the Albions place in League One for next season, and having seen two victories in a row on the road, confidence among the Crocs was high that we could make it three in a row, and guarantee days out at venues such as Hartlepool next season (No video available due to a cock up)
Mode of Transport: The train was used for todays game, with a Southern £20 day saver ticket getting us into Watford Junction, followed by a similar offer on Silverlink trains into Northampton
Team: Mr Wilkins implied his 4-4-2 system with a line up of: FLInDers, El-Abd, Lynch, Butters, Mayo; Robinson, Bertin, Hammond, Cox; Savage, Revell
Kit: Northampton chose their home number of claret shirts, white shorts and claret socks, while the visitors went for the away number of white shirts, blue shorts and white socks. Scott Flinders went for the dashing charcoal goalkeepers shirt, combined with black shorts and stockings
Dean Wilkins Attire: Dean combined his trench coat with the normal tracksuit, and this time somewhat unorthodoxly dispensed with the white dancing shoes in favor of a pair of standard issue football boots. However, more exciting was spotting Mr McGhee at Haywards Heath station, wearing the blue shirt, no tie, tight black trousers and a black blazer. He completed this look with a sudoku puzzle book and a cup of tea
Weather: A warm day in Northamptonshire, with the occasional blustery wind
Stadium Rating: A stadium that is now in its second decade of usage, the Sixfields is made up of four individual stands, all roughly the same in design and stature, apart from the larger main stand on one side of the pitch. 7/10
Food Rating: The hotdogs were on offer were the common denomination of the lubricated penis, but were pleasantly large in size and texture. 7/10
Entertainment: Nothing could be spotted. 
Friendliness of Locals: Having read some bad press about some adolescent teenagers, we were delighted to see most locals were friendly and more than willing to help us during our stay in their town. However, the rating does not reflect the fact that the Costa Lovebus was stoned, in the sense that it had rocks thrown at it, not in that its passengers had been smoking cannabis, as it left the town. 7/10
Standard of Local Females: Delightful. The town centre was awash with women who would receive it in many holes - finally a town that looks to rival Sheffield for this rating. 9/10
Steward Rating: Kind and helpful, with no trouble whatsoever. 8/10
Flag Attention: Neither Crocs flag was present at this game
Match Report: Another two goals from moonwalking Bas Savage was enough to give the Albion all three points against mid table Northampton. The game looked to be heading for a bore draw as neither team created anything in the first half, but an improved second half performance saw the Seagulls walk away with all three points to all but guarantee themselves their spot in League One for 2007-2008
Thought of the Day: One fan complained to Rumble at half time about the amount of songs about Bas Savage being sung, to which Kane responded: "What are they singing, Bas Savage is a black bastard?"