NORTHAMPTON TOWN - SATURDAY 31/03/07

REPORT

No, this was not cobblers - one of the final Crocs games of the season would be at Northampton. Three points here would all but guarantee the Albions place in League One for next season, and having seen two victories in a row on the road, confidence among the Crocs was high that we could make it three in a row, and guarantee days out at venues such as Hartlepool next season (No video available due to a cock up)

We hadn't even made it out of Mid Sussex when the first mistake occured, as it would appear someone had managed to mess up the train times..... No prizes for guessing who it was
Witham was angered at Potters general incompetence Kane looks down in disbelief
McCarthy was meant to display anger in this image, but unfortunately his drunken state from the night before ensured he just ended up looking constipated Mr McGhee awaits his train to London, where he could be appearing on Talk Sport
Potter manages to take us on a tour of Gatwick Airport in an attempt to find the platform for our train - when we were on the right one in the first place. This time its Kane showing his disgust McCarthy and Witham look hopeful they may arrive in Northampton by the time they are eligible for a bus pass
This train would take us to Clapham Junction, where yet another change would be required Clapham Junction, and Potter attempts to lead us to the correct train
Unbelievably, we get on the correct vehicle. McCarthy takes the unusual approach of sitting in the luggage storage device We arrive at Watford Junction, and await our final change of the journey
Potter attempts to hold McCarthys hand Eventually his anger blows over, as Potter irresponsibly launches a copy of the Sun at Witham, which could of caused a derailment as it blew onto the line

Aboard the train to Watford And we arrive in Northampton
McCarthy and Kane are happy to be alive at this point This man suggested it was commonplace to urinate in the streets of Northampton
Unfortunately, the Lucky Wok was not open This wheelchair bound fellow had what could only be described as comically big shoes on
We enter a pub in close vicinity to the stadium Witham and McCarthy enjoy a moment
These police officers investigated the pub, no doubt looking for the vandal who had littered Watford Junction station. Unfortunately, Potter remained undetected The quiz machine ensured that several pound coins were raped from the Crocs
Potter and McCarthy are looking forward to getting into Sixfields The stadium appears in this valley - unfortunately Potter would go onto become very angered as he "fell" down the hill
Witham and Kane inside the stadium McCarthy pulls the Bruce
McCarthy and Kane enjoy their lubricated penises This steward did a fine job of ensuring order remained
Scott Flinders looking practically edible This stand also housed Brighton fans
Behind the goal The imposing main stand
Spot the superfan Spot the flid - after Potters anger with us over the hill incident transpired into him sitting as far away as possible
The Albion go forward in a dull first half This steward looked more like a burglar with his delightful black hat
Kane enjoys his traditional bottle of Powerade Flinders prepares to take a goal kick
Northampton toss one into Flinders They seemed to enjoy tossing it towards Flinders, and in all honest who can blame them
Potter was back with the Crocs for the second period McCarthy and Kane are delighted as Bas follows his opening goal with the moonwalk
This bald chap looked like an expert on how to operate this zoom lense - no doubt a skill enhanced in a small childrens play park many years ago Jake Robinson prepares to whip one in from the corner spot

Game over, and the players applaud the fans after another three points on the road This chimney had obviously been built as a tribute to the Crocs genetalia
The train journey home takes us past Wembley And the day is wound up in fine style by Rumble attempting to poke himself in the eye with a can of beer