NORWICH CITY - TUESDAY 14/02/2006

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Most people would spend Valentines Day on a romantic evening with their boyfriend, but not the hardy souls at Crocs on Tour. Valentines Day meant a trip to see not only the legendary Delia Smith, where we would hope to be 'having her', but also the famous Alan Partridge, where we would hope to have the ball in the 'back of the net', as the hapless Seagulls took on the celebrity cooks Norwich City team
Mode of Transport: Neil Kane was behind the wheel of the Kane Mobile, as we made our way through the eastern countryside to Norwich
Team: A 4-4-2 line up of: Henderson, El Abd, Butters, McShane, Lynch; Hinshlewood, Hammond, Carpenter, Frutos; Hart, Gatting
Kit: Norwich wore their traditional home colours of yellow jerseys with green trim, green shorts and yellow stockings. Brighton went for their second choice kit of all maroon, while Wayne Henderson chose the green goalkeepers jersey with black and white trim, black shorts and black stockings
Mark McGhee's Attire: Mr McGhee wore his traditional suit, complete with a white Errea training jacket
Weather: A fresh but clear night in East Anglia
Stadium Rating: Carrow Road is a nice mixture of old and new, with large, two tiered stands behind each goal and an intimate, one tier affair along the touchline. It offers good facilities as well, and seeing bright yellow seats was also rather arousing. 7/10
Food Rating: The hotdogs were cheap in comparison to food prices around this division at £2.40, and were rather tasteful, so much so that McCarthy purchased 2. 7/10
Entertainment: None on other, except for a man who was wearing what was believed to be a canary suit walking around the pitch. A poor effort, especially given the high standards set by Coventry City. 2/10
Friendliness of Locals: Extremely friendly. Firstly, one local farmer directed us towards a car park we could use, and then the programme sellers sent us in the direction of a local pub. When we were unable to find it, we followed some locals, whom were particularly pleasant as they explained their unhappiness with City boss Nigel Worthington. 9/10
Standard of Local Females: Lots on offer, ranging from the attractive women in the ticket office to those females in the pub. 7/10
Steward Rating: We had no real dealings with the stewards, although from a few complaints around us they were rather poor. 4/10
Flag Attention: The flag was taken into the ground, but unfortunately was not displayed to full effect as Potter managed to make a complete pigs ear of displaying it
Match Report: It was another defeat on the road for Brighton, as Norwich City recorded their first win in 4 games to send the visitors even deeper into relegation trouble. An even match saw Norwich take the lead, and the Seagulls day was not helped by the referee sending Adam Hinshlewood off for two bookable offences, on the defenders first appearance since damaging his knee ligaments in March. Robert Earnshaw compounded the Albion's misery with 2 late strikes to ensure Norwich gained all the points in a 3-0 win
Thought of the Day: Unfortunately, the thought of the day from this trip is probably unprintable due to legal reasons