NORWICH CITY - TUESDAY 14/02/2006

REPORT | VIDEOS
Most people would spend Valentines Day on a romantic evening with their boyfriend, but not the hardy souls at Crocs on Tour. Valentines Day meant a trip to see not only the legendary Delia Smith, where we would hope to be 'having her', but also the famous Alan Partridge, where we would hope to have the ball in the 'back of the net', as the hapless Seagulls took on the celebrity cooks Norwich City team

Mark Potter enjoys the journey with customary blue Powerade McCarthy enjoys a read through the newspaper
A Crocs on Tour first - McCarthy and Rumble urinate on the side of the M25 after Kane pulled onto the hard shoulder to allow a toilet break Rumble decided to make this sign to wave at fellow motorists
Kane pays the money to enter the Dartford Tunnel Under the River Thames we go

M25 sweepstake is over - Potter is devastated as he has failed to win  Rumble is too drunk to care that he has also lost out on a quid

As it is McCarthy who collects the victory for the second game running Rumble enjoys the services on offer at the service station
Potter and Kane in the que for Burger King With no motorways going to Norwich, we have to negotiate several A roads - Rumble has the power of the map
The fine British countryside of East Anglia Single lane roads means lots of traffic ques - Rumble takes advantage by going for yet another roadside toilet break

McCarthy has the traditional bottle of Smirnoff Ice While Potter enjoys holding this sign, created in honor of Delia Smith and her famous "Lets be having you" shout
We approach Norwich, and the excitement in the car builds This handy sign post directs us to the stadium
Rumble negotiates with fellow motorists as we are unfortunately in the wrong lane We find a Wetherspoons near the ground, and the quiz machine is instantly located
Potter enjoys a drink in the pub As does McCarthy
Kane and Potter are delighted to be inside the stadium So are McCarthy and Rumble - who paid an extortionate £3.30 for Smirnoff Ice inside the ground
Carrow Road under lights Delia would be somewhere in that stand
What a romantic place to spend Valentines Day 2006 We were unsure as to what this mascot was supposed to be
Kane inside the stadium McCarthy is happy to have arrived in one piece
Potter looks drunk - and he had only had one pint His drunkardness means he struggles to put the flag up
The team come onto the pitch Preparing for the big game
The Seagulls about to go into their pre-game huddle Norwich complete theirs
The Canaries come forward with a free-kick The legend that is Darren Huckerby with the ball down the left
Potter enjoys some half time food While McCarthy munches on a hot dog
England goalkeeper Robert Green prepares a goal kick Brighton attack with a corner
Norwich have scored, and the Albion re-start the game Game over, Brighton lose again, this time 3-0
The players shake hands after the encounter The Brighton players applaud their supporters
Another disappointing evening for the Albion A service station on the way home, and this Bob the Builder device was fun
Rumble stole these flowers from the women's toilet This tray had food and water for traveling dogs, and it was very nutritious