LEYTON ORIENT - TUESDAY 13/02/07

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With no Crystal Palace to play this season, sadly Leyton Orient becomes the big derby match for the Albion this season. Today's game is significant, not just because of the recent history between the two teams, but because defeat will send take Orient out of the relegation zone and above Brighton. If Saturday was a 6 pointer, this game is a 9 pointer. Having won 4-1 over Orient at Withdean earlier in the season, Dean Wilkins men would settle for anything here to end their poor run of form and restore a little confidence at Withdean

Kane records the evidence that he has infact paid for the petrol, and is not just saying he has in order to fool McCarthy into driving off and facing criminal charges at a later date Kane decides to check whether Potters money is a genuine note
A man driving a Smart Car - he deserves to have his testicles castrated This Polish lorry pulls off an inspired undertaking maneuver due to the cheer congestion on the M25
We reach the Dartford crossing McCarthy prepares to play that famous tunnel game....
....holding your breath for the duration of the stay under the tunnel Kane also joins in
While Potter and Upton decline the invite in the back Redbridge Tube Station, where our journey into Leyton would begin
Complete confusion as Kane, Potter and Upton are deemed able to get away with childs tickets While McCarthy asks if anyone has a razor on their person
This tube map aids us in our journey We can only hope this dome is not the sign of a Mosque being in the vacinity

KFC is our first port of call, and unfortunately Upton and Potter have some trouble understanding the gentleman serving them their meals - so much so that Potter ends up with the wrong burger, but eats it regardless like the soldier he is Kane settles down to his meal
Potter does not look happy that his meal has been somewhat messed up Upton was without his sunglasses for today's game
McCarthy deliberately orders beans with his meal so as to make the journey home a little more interesting Kane pulls the Bruce in what we presume to be an area of the shopping centre that was meant to mirror Shakespeare's Globe Theatre - and did so very poorly
The amount of Russian pornography a satellite dish of this size could pick up must be astonishing Potter enjoys a pint in our chosen pub of the day, the Coach and Horses
Uptons drinking ability is legendary, as it takes a mere pint to have the boy bouncing off the walls. After this half, his eyes were beginning to go McCarthy took his duties as designated driver seriously by restricting himself to two pints
The tariff at the burger facility was particularly generous Brisbane Road in all her glory
Potter once again looks like he is going to have trouble getting it up This stand is rather new
This building site behind the goal doubled as a car park Here we see Dan doing his stuff before the game, the man we were lucky enough to be introduced to in the pub before the game
That pint is having its affect on Upton, as he looks like he is ready to burst into an operatic performance With a little help from Kane, Potter has got it up!
The teams come onto the pitch for the game Potter looks happy for once, possibly as for the first time in February he has got it up
Kane looks like a biblical figure, with the second Crocs flag being his cloak McCarthy pulls the Bruce
Clever business sense from Orient, as they have utilised the corners of their stadium to build flats in This limo in the car park suggested their was a celebrity in attendance today, possibly Andy Peters
This Orient fan in the brown coat was amusing, as his constant moaning was followed by conductor-like arm movements Dean Wilkins shoes denote that he was heading straight to the discotheque when the game was over
The Albion have taken a 1-0 lead Michel Kuipers is yet to be troubled as the second phase kicks off
It was like having a version of The Sims infront of you with the view afforded into this flat, except you couldn't control the occupier to get into a swimming pool and then remove the ladder for them to drown. Although there was a rumour circling that the reason the light went out for a while was because she was pleasuring herself with a rolling pin Orient have a rare attack through a corner, but otherwise it is all Albion
Potter looks like a traditional 1950s statistician fan - long scarf, glasses, programme under the arm and mouthing along to the songs The Albion go mad as they take a 3-0 lead

The Orient fans have had enough and make their way to the stadium exits It finishes 4-1 to Brighton
The Seagulls amazingly climb up to 14th in League One And at midnight, the Crocs celebrate being together for the second Valentines Day in a row, following last years trip to Norwich - although this years was slightly more fruitful!