QUEENS PARK RANGERS - SATURDAY 18/03/2006

REPORT | VIDEOS

There is nothing better than some bush on a Saturday. With this motto in mind, it was a 4 man Crocs on Tour team that made its way to Shepherds Bush for the away match at the Loft, as Brighton took on Queens Park Rangers. With a day of fun and frolic on the trains, the legendary Danny Shittu playing, and Tom Stewart making his first Crocs on Tour appearance in over a year, it was all set up to be one of the trips of the season

Tom Stewart studies this interesting board as we wait for the train at Brighton This is the train we would be catching, if we could resist the temptation to go to Ashford International

Witham enjoys a taste of Jack on the train Tom Stewart in retro shirt, worn by such legends as Phil Hadland and Martin Thomas

McCarthy looks forward to the day in prospect Mark Potter has a Jack

The guest lager for the trip was Fosters We stop at the Crewe of the south, Clapham Junction

London Victoria and the famous International Cheese Centre Potter whips out 20p so each person can go to the toilet, where McCarthy decided to get his moneys worth by excreting

Tom Stewart attempts to work the ticket machine at the underground station Witham is quite worried in case one of our fellow tube travelers is planning on blowing us up

McCarthy can't bear the thought of it After changing at Oxford Circus, the original threesome enjoy the trip

Stewart celebrates our arrival in the Bush by wearing the flag as biblical-style cloak Its only Shepherds Bush market
We wondered if this mush had any Trevor Francis tracksuits The lights of the Loft come into view
There she is Potter, Stewart and Witham pose outside
Stewart and Witham grope a bollard McCarthy in Bruce Forsyth pose

Inside of the Loft She is a fine arena
Our seats gave us close proximity to the locals Witham prepares for another disappointing afternoon
Tom Stewart looks into the distance McCarthy shows off an incredibly limp wrist
Potter is looking forward to the game The Brighton team warm up
Jason Dodd is on the bench! BBC Television Centre - the thought that we were within 1500 metres of Terry Wogan's place of work was simply arousing

Potter ties up the Crocs flag after it had fallen into the lower tier due to Stewarts shambolic knot tying ability The teams enter the Loft
Brighton are ready for action The away side complete their huddle
This QPR fan was making gay gestures towards the Brighton support He is soon put in his place by this steward though
Another image that conjures up thoughts of Terry Wogan This man struggles to move the hose
QPR in a huddle before the start of the second half Danny Shittu, possibly owner of the biggest penis in the football league
A fight breaks out after Kevin Gallen clotheslines Paul McShane And the QPR man is sent off
Marvelous scenes - Jason Dodd takes to the field Brighton attack with a corner
Is this advertising board the best in the country? The match heads for a 1-1 draw after a bizarre own goal
Game over, and its a point for the Albion Guy Butters claps the fans, as the captain must surely know his side are heading for League One