READING - SATURDAY 10/12/2005

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Reading are a club on the up - and a swanky new stadium, a chairman with a load of money, and a team that sits proudly on top of the Championship. Compare this to what Brighton have, and not much was expected from the trip to the Madjeski Stadium, only the chance to sing abusive songs at Steve Coppell
Mode of Transport: Tom Witham was at the cockpit of the Witham Mobile for this journey into Royal Berkshire
Team: A bizarre 5-4-1 line up of: Blayney, Hart, Butters, G.Elphick, El-Abd, Reid; Carole, Oatway, Hammond, Frutos; Knight.
Kit: Reading were in their home colours of blue and white hooped shirts, blue shorts and blue socks. In order to avoid a color clash, Brighton wore their away kit of all maroon, while Alan Blayney opted for the Tour de France goalkeepers jersey of yellow, black and white
Mark McGhee's Attire: Mr McGhee was obviously feeling the cold at one of his old clubs, choosing to wear his black anorak for one of the first times this season, combined with black suit trousers and shoes
Weather: A little bit of a December chill could be felt across Berkshire, but the sun was out and it was dry
Stadium Rating: The Madjeski is a fine arena with good facilities. Although a new stadium, it is not of the standard design found at most grounds, and offers something slightly different. 7/10
Food Rating: Hotdogs inside the ground were of an extremely high standard, although this may of been due to the fact that both McCarthy and Kane were under the influence of alcohol when testing them
Entertainment: There was nothing on offer before or at half time from what could be seen. A poor effort in the end. 1/10
Friendliness of Locals: We did not really have much time to socialise with the people of Reading, although they seemed good natured and refrained from the usual homophobic abuse. One man in the BP garage was particularly kind . 7/10
Standard of Local Females: Reading seemed to be devoid of females, and as such this rating is therefore void for this week. 1/10
Steward Rating: We did not really have much trouble with the stewards, being asked to sit down once and then giving up was a bonus. 7/10
Flag Attention: The flag received a large amount of attention from its position of being tied at the back of the stand. The wind blowing through meant that it was blowing around somewhat, which only heightened the appeal that a huge pink seagull can have
Match Report: Mark McGhee's attempt to defend against Reading backfired miserably, as the league leaders ran riot, scoring 5 goals past hapless Brighton. The rout started with a strange own goal from Charlie Oatway, and was added to by a Dave Kitson hat-trick and one for Steve Hunt. A miserable day was completed for the Albion when 20 year old Gary Elphick was sent off on his first league start
Thought of the Day: After Tom Witham was in the wrong lane at a roundabout and then decided to blame the driver who was in the correct lane with a wanker sign, we pondered about what the point was in having motorway lanes if people used them correctly all the time