SHEFFIELD UNITED - SATURDAY 21/01/2006

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Sheffield United are flying towards the top of the table, and if anyone but them and Reading gain automatic promotion it will take a small miracle. Going to Bramall Lane was never going to be easy with this in mind, but it didn't deter Crocs on Tour. Regulars McCarthy and Kane were joined again by Mark Potter and Andy Rumble, as the Kane Mobile entered the steel city
Mode of Transport: Neil Kane was responsible for us making the journey, as he piloted the Kane Mobile into Yorkshire
Team: A 4-4-2 formation was selected, with the team being: Kuipers, El-Abd, Butters, McShane, Lynch; Reid, Carpenter, Hammond, Frutos; Carole, Hart
Kit: Sheffield United went for their usual red and white striped shirts, complemented by black shorts and socks. Brighton chose to wear their third choice colours of dark blue, coupled with white shorts and white socks. Michel Kuipers wore an ivory green jersey, with black shorts and stockings
Mark McGhee's Attire: Mr McGhee wore the classic black suit jacket and trousers with dark blue shirt, top button undone and no tie in the first half. However, the sharp drop of temperature saw him bust out the classic black anorak for the second period
Weather: Surprisingly warm in the industrial north with sunshine, which prompted McCarthy to enjoy the first half jumper and coat-less
Stadium Rating: Bramall Lane is all set up to hold Premiership football. A fine modern arena, when the fans actually sing a decent atmosphere can be generated. Decent leg room and a fine view from the stand in which we were housed. 7/10
Food Rating: The pies and hotdogs were particularly pleasant, hot and meaty. However, due to the fact they seemed to have run out of every other food item on offer, the rating does not achieve all it should do. 6/10
Entertainment: Nothing on offer from Sheffield United. However, the man behind us who was absolutely ruined added much entertainment to the day. 0/10 for the Blades though
Friendliness of Locals: The few we talked to when needing directions to the arena were friendly, and their accent bought back memories of the Full Monty . 8/10
Standard of Local Females: Sheffield girls were rather attractive. There was obviously the odd dog around the city, but in general we saw women whom would definitely be worth a dip. 8/10
Steward Rating: Were most impressed with the stewards. They were helpful and friendly in aiding us in having a good day. 8/10
Flag Attention: The flag was taken, but due to the fact that we were on a lower tier, there was no feasible position to place the flag
Match Report: Sheffield United continued their march towards the Premiership with a convincing 3-1 win over Brighton. The Seagulls conceded 3 second half goals to push them closer to the relegation zone. The only bright spot on a disappointing day was another superb finish from substitute Colin Kazim-Richards, who after a shaky start now looks like he could be the man whom Brighton's Championship survival depends on
Thought of the Day: After reading an interesting letter in the Suns agony aunt column, Dear Deirdre, the question was asked, "what would you do if you found out the woman you were shagging was infact a man". McCarthy responded with "carry on regardless"