SHEFFIELD UNITED - SATURDAY 21/01/2006

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Sheffield United are flying towards the top of the table, and if anyone but them and Reading gain automatic promotion it will take a small miracle. Going to Bramall Lane was never going to be easy with this in mind, but it didn't deter Crocs on Tour. Regulars McCarthy and Kane were joined again by Mark Potter and Andy Rumble, as the Kane Mobile entered the steel city

Tesco Express, Haywards Heath. Before we had even joined the motorway, their was controversy, as this car reversed into the Kane Mobile. Luckily the car was not damaged The white mark in the middle of this photo is flem, after Rumble managed to get it all over the window when attempting to spit it out on the motorway
Mark Potter was enjoying losing his Kane Mobile virginity "A sudoku puzzle in the sun. This should be easy". Potter under-estimates the difficulty of the puzzle, and gives up with only 3 numbers found

McCarthy enjoys the journey The car in front had Gillingham fans in it. We decide to create a sign to show them when we overtake

We share with them the stereotypical view that most people have of Gillingham fans Leicester Forrest services. Curse it for not being Sunday

This man had dick on the back of his shirt. How novel No Crocs on Tour journey would be complete without Powerade

McCarthy knocks back a bottle of Smirnoff Ice Neil gets in completely the wrong lane as we try to navigate Sheffield. Rumble negotiates with fellow motorists as we push our way back in

After struggling to open the door in Burger King in Sheffield, Rumble takes offence in Kane taking the Michael of him. He attempts to throw Neil over the counter, but in doing so ends up dropping the bottle of Smirnoff Ice in his pocket, smashing it all over the floor. This member of staff clears up the mess Inside Bramall Lane

It is a fine stadium The main stand
Kane and Rumble share a joke Potter looks forward to the game ahead
McCarthy pulls off a pose similar to that of Bruce Forsyth This steward was doing a fine job of ensuring the crowd was kept under control
The Hallam FM kop is a fine stand Kaney looks forward to seeing the Albion perform

McCarthy and Potter, with Kanes middle finger appearing McCarthy is so hard he doesn't even need a jumper, despite being in the industrial north
The teams come onto the pitch Albion in their third choice strip
Paddy Kenny was between the sticks for Sheffield United Brighton have a rare attack
This fan was absolutely ruined. Having his photo taken, he fell over the row in front. It was most entertaining, as he uses half time to recover Potter enjoys his second half burger, which was accompanied by a song of "Scott McCarthy is a wanker" when McCarthy returned with the food
Rumble and Kane causing all sorts of problems McCarthy munches on his pie

But unfortunately spills it down the seat in front as well United take the lead, and their players celebrate
A Sheffield United player takes a knock and requires treatment Sheffield United take their foot off the pedal, as they ease to a 3-1 lead
Brighton push forward looking for a consolation goal Game over, Sheffield United win 3-1
The players shake hands at the end The Brighton players thank their supporters
A disappointing day all round on the playing side The players troop off
Rumble is on the Southern Counties phone-in, on which he said "bollocks" life on air On the M1, and the petrol gauge is worryingly low. Neil attempts to see how far he can get before running out
McCarthy and Kane play a game of air hockey at the service station The journey ends in confussion, as for the third game running with Neil at the helm, we miss the M25 junction. Rumble attempts to direct us back onto the motorway we need