WORTHING - SATURDAY 08/07/2006

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The opening game of pre-season is traditionally played against Worthing at Woodside Road, and following Brightons relegation, it would be the first chance to watch the team since the disappointing 5-1 defeat against Stoke City at the end of last season. With a number of trialists and young players involved, it would be interesting to see how the team got on, with Mr McGhee remaining as manager despite building pressure
Mode of Transport: We decided to take the train for this one, with a simple journey direct from Brighton to Worthing station, once we had identified which station it was we needed to get off at
Team: Mark fielded two sides for each half of the game. Both used 4-4-2 formations, and the first half team lined up as: Kuipers, Reid, Mendy, Butters, Mayo; Cox, Hammond, Chamberlain, Frutos; Biakolo, Kazim-Richards. The second half team was: Henderson, Hart, El-Abd, Lynch, Bagayoko; Brittain, Carpenter, Loft, Williams; Robinson, Revell
Kit: Worthing decided on their home number of all red with white trim, while the first half team wore the new home strip of royal blue and white stripes, white shorts and white socks, and the second half team wore the new away shirt of white with blue trim, combined with the home shorts and socks. Both Wayne Henderson and Michel Kuipers chose the yellow, black and white Tour-de-France kit.
Mark McGhee's Attire: Mr McGhee started the season in fine fashion, as he could easily have passed for a competitor in Mr World 2006 in a dashing combination of a grey shirt combined with beige trousers, again with no tie, but disappointingly none of his usual chest hair poking out
Weather: Worthing was bathed in sunshine and glorious heat
Stadium Rating: Woodside Road is one of the better non-league stadia in Sussex. A large main stand on one side is complemented by terracing all around the ground, with ample shelter provided around the ground. 6/10
Food Rating: The burgers on offer were of a decent standard, even if they did manage to run out of cheese at the start of the second half which was disappointing. 6/10
Entertainment: There was nothing on offer, so we settled down for exploring the bar under the main stand, which was particularly good. 0/10
Friendliness of Locals: The majority of the crowd was made up of Brighton fans, so it was therefore extremely friendly. However, the locals also were helpful throughout the day and a credit to their town. 8/10
Standard of Local Females: Worthing was disappointing for the standard of its females. There were one or two decent ones inside the stadium, but in the event it left a lot to be desired. 3/10
Steward Rating: The stewards were supplied by Brighton and Hove Albion, and did a decent job of ensuring the game passed without trouble. 7/10
Flag Attention: The Crocs on Tour flag was used for many photos, and was hung in a prominent position behind the goal. It was also signed after the game by former phone-in presenter Ian Hart, Alex Frutos, Wayne Henderson and ultimately Mr McGhee
Match Report: Brighton began their season with a convincing 4-0 win over Ryman League Worthing. The visitors took the lead through a Dean Hammond penalty, before Worthing went onto miss one of their own. The second half saw a new-look Brighton side come out, and they went onto net 3 more, with Jake Robinson getting a brace and new signing from Braintree Alex Revell netting on his debut 
Thought of the Day: We wondered how Kerry Mayo could smell so good after having our photo with him, and pondered over whether he had infact covered himself in Michel Kuipers reproductive fuel in order to attract people. If so, it certainly worked