YEOVIL TOWN - TUESDAY 26/09/2006

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Two long away trips in the space of four days was a show of the Crocs dedication to the cause - Yeovil on a Tuesday night following the visit to Carlisle on Saturday. It was close to the loyalty showed by the Crocs after the infamous Sunderland and Derby away in 5 days incident two season ago - that time we ended up seeing Brighton lose both games, scoring 0 and conceding 5. Hopefully a repeat would not be in order, but Yeovil are a team doing well in the league, while Brighton continued to struggle. A trip to Huish Park would be no easy journey

With Witham visiting Gemma, McCarthy and Kane take the chance to explore Bournemouth. Kane is naturally delighted to find the Asia Shop Bournemouth McCarthy poses under a police sign saying "Beggars will be moved on"
Breakfast time, and it is the healthy option of McDonalds McCarthy decided to blend in with the Bournemouth locals with a chav hat
Naturally, we hit Wetherspoons at 12. With 5 hours to kill, Kane enjoys a pint As does McCarthy
5 hours and 6 pints of this stuff was sure to have dire consequences We leave Wetherspoons after 6 pints, with Kane having stolen a flower from our table
McCarthy had one too In the car, and it was time to crack open the Smirnoff Ice
McCarthy enjoys the trip through the Dorset countryside Gemma takes in the scenery of the journey
Witham at the wheel McCarthy and Kane are utterly knackered after a huge singing session of Westlife's Greatest Hits

We are near to Yeovil - the excitement builds After parking, we begin the walk to the Huish. Naturally, Kane stops in bushes for a piss
The stadium comes into view Inside Huish Park
A decent enough stadium Witham was delighted to have Rumble join us for the game
The thought that Kevin Gall may of thrown one out in that main stand was enough to get the blood pumping in the genital area John Hewitt joins Kane on the terrace
He is honored to wear McCarthys chav hat Witham and Gemma look delighted at the prospect of seeing Nathan Jones
Rumble pointed out that this steward was on the wrong side of obese Kane gives him a lick for the genius of the comment
Wayne Henderson was back in goal This man had the best fashion taste in the stadium
The game is underway And Kane is soon upset - the scoreboard says it all
A Yeovil player receives an injury We pondered why only one advertising board was lit on this stand
Despite being 1-0 down, McCarthy is happy Kane was wearing the flag as a biblical cloak
Half time, and we study the ground regulations Kane managed to upset a large number of people in the que for food, by announcing that his hotdog was 'like a penis' after purchasing it
This does nothing to put McCarthy off, with John after a piece of the action as well Farmer Giles attempts to fix the goal after Jake Robinson broke it in the half time interval
John can nearly reach out and touch what we can only presume to be huge genitalia The crowd continue to get behind the team, while Rumble does his best 'special' pose
Steve Mildenhall looked like a disciple of Jesus in this striking purple kit Brighton legend Nathan Jones does some defensive work
The game bores us, so McCarthy supplies Kane with a young girls number, we convince her we are her friend called 'Jamie', and attempt to chat her up via text Witham and Gemma can't believe it, 2-0 Yeovil with 5 minutes remaining
Witham has had enough, and in a Crocs on Tour first, we leave the game before the final whistle, not even staying to boo them off McCarthy and Kane are back in the car, and finish off the Smirnoff

We visit a 24 hour Tesco's, McCarthy finds some flowers Kane decides another pack of Smirnoff is in order for the journey home
Witham purchases two packs of biscuits While McCarthy goes for the 7 pack of Hula Hoops, before realising there is no way he could eat them all without being horrendously ill