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YEOVIL
TOWN - SATURDAY 29/12/07 |
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| A
disastrous week for the Albion had seen three
key players leave - Matt Richards returned to
Ipswich on-loan, Bas Savage refused to sign a
new contract and as such looks likely to leave
on a free, and George O'Callaghan came out,
slagged off the board for not sorting out
contracts for players, and as such looks like he
will return to Ipswich as opposed to signing
permanently. It was the Christmas period last
year that saw the Seagulls transformed from
play-off hopefuls to relegation candidates, and
the Crocs made the journey to Yeovil to see if
history would repeat itself |
| Mode
of Transport: |
Tom
Witham lead todays outing, as the Witham Mobile
was used to transport the Crocs to Somersetshire
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| Team: |
Mr
Wilkins chose to name a 4-4-2 line up consisting
of: Kuipers,
Whing, El-Abd, Lynch, Rents; Martot,
Hammond, Fraser, Cox; Revell, Forster
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| Kit: |
Yeovil
wore there delightful kit consisting of green
and white hooped shirts, green shorts and white
socks. The Albion appeared in their all yellow
alternative uniform, while Michel Kuipers chose
his red and gold jersey along with dark blue
shorts and socks
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Wilkins Attire: |
Mr
Wilkins appeared in a suit, coupled with his
regulation trench coat
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| Weather: |
Despite
warnings of rain in Somersetshire, it was a
clear and bright day, although the temperature
did drop rapidly once the sun disapeared behind
the stand and clouds.
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| Stadium
Rating: |
Designed
for non-league football, Huish Park is a decent
stadium for League One standards. Two small
covered seated efforts down the touch lines, are
complimented by two terraces behind each goal,
with the away offering being uncovered. Only
complaint was the forty five minute wait to get
out of the stadiums single road entrance. 6/10
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| Food
Rating: |
McCarthy
was happy with the hotdog on offer, being of the
lubricated penis variety. His cup of tea was,
however, a major let down as it appeared to
consist of the urine of six elderly women. 7/10
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| Entertainment: |
A
mascot that could only be described as a green
monster walking the pitch was about as good as
it got, although the rendition of "I feel
Good" whenever Yeovil scored was
particularly pleasing. 6/10
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| Friendliness
of Locals: |
The
yocals were extremely friendly, talking about
flooding in the village and all kinds of other
exciting topics. 7/10
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| Standard
of Local Females: |
Surprisingly
high, with a number of attractive women on offer
all around the ground. It lead to feelings of
jealousy towards their family members, who were
no doubt having intercourse with them. 8/10
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| Steward
Rating: |
Very
helpful and no trouble experienced, although
slightly over the top with the amount of
stewards moved to the front of the stand at the
conclusion of the game in order to prevent a
pitch inspection. 7/10
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| Flag
Attention: |
The
flag was deemed unusable for the journey, due to
the lack of hanging positions on offer inside
Huish Park
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| Match
Report: |
A
cold day in Somerset saw Brighton lose their
second game in a row, to make it only two league
wins in two months. Alex Revell opened the
scoring after good work from Nicky Forster, but
a first half equaliser was followed by a second
half winner for the Glovers, as the Albion
slumped to another defeat in a disappointing
game
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| Thought
of the Day: |
We
pondered why every team in the league didn't
play their home games at the New Meadow,
allowing back-to-back football all day, every
day, also encouraging more football fans to move
to Shrewsbury
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