Every year,
the fine town of Burgess Hill hosts their annual Christmas fair.
This usually involves lots of food, stalls and many other pointless
Christmas-themed events. This years was based around Victorian
England, and the idea was for children to collect autographs of
various characters to stand the chance of winning a prize. So
inspiring was the competition, that among the thousands of entries
from children aged between 0-8, there would be one from 20 year old
McCarthy, and even more absurdly, from 25 year old Peter Chapman
Chapman
tried to claim disapointment that the lights weren't on - despite the
fact the bright sunshine would have prevented them from being seen
anyway
This
car was not a tribute to Robert Jones driving as first thought, but
designed to showcase safe driving over Christmas
McCarthy
poses by a small snowman
Quite
how a dragon fits into the Christmas scene was anyones guess
Queen
Victoria and Prince Albert - looking nothing like Queen Victoria and
Prince Albert
A
chimney sweep, who tried to claim he wouldn't employ McCarthy as he is
too fat to fit down the chimney
No
Christmas celebration would be complete without Santa Claus
McCarthy
and Chapman pose with a giant snowman
Scrooge
looks unhappy - more than likely due to Chapman polluting this photo
How
can an All Day Breakfast only last between 12 and 2?
McCarthy
attempts to eat the bubbles emanating from the bubble machine
A
photo for the ages - Burgess Hills Favourite Minor Celebrity poses for
fans on the band stand during a break between carols
We
question if the owner of this clothes stall was aware that his dress was
too low
Not
that it worried McCaRTHY
For
collecting the autographs of all six characters, a toy was given as the
prize
Chapman
decided to be greedy and keep his, while McCarthy showed why he is the
favourtie Minor Celebrity by giving it away to a child
A
random fan bought McCarthy a gingerbread man and some cheese straws - a
superb gesture
A
small child attatcks Burgess Hills Minor Celebrity with a balloon - and
injury which saw the even end on a negative note