BURGESS HILL CHRISTMAS FAIR 2007

Every year, the fine town of Burgess Hill hosts their annual Christmas fair. This usually involves lots of food, stalls and many other pointless Christmas-themed events. This years was based around Victorian England, and the idea was for children to collect autographs of various characters to stand the chance of winning a prize. So inspiring was the competition, that among the thousands of entries from children aged between 0-8, there would be one from 20 year old McCarthy, and even more absurdly, from 25 year old Peter Chapman

 

Chapman tried to claim disapointment that the lights weren't on - despite the fact the bright sunshine would have prevented them from being seen anyway This car was not a tribute to Robert Jones driving as first thought, but designed to showcase safe driving over Christmas
McCarthy poses by a small snowman Quite how a dragon fits into the Christmas scene was anyones guess

Queen Victoria and Prince Albert - looking nothing like Queen Victoria and Prince Albert A chimney sweep, who tried to claim he wouldn't employ McCarthy as he is too fat to fit down the chimney
No Christmas celebration would be complete without Santa Claus McCarthy and Chapman pose with a giant snowman
Scrooge looks unhappy - more than likely due to Chapman polluting this photo How can an All Day Breakfast only last between 12 and 2?
McCarthy attempts to eat the bubbles emanating from the bubble machine A photo for the ages - Burgess Hills Favourite Minor Celebrity poses for fans on the band stand during a break between carols
We question if the owner of this clothes stall was aware that his dress was too low Not that it worried McCaRTHY
For collecting the autographs of all six characters, a toy was given as the prize Chapman decided to be greedy and keep his, while McCarthy showed why he is the favourtie Minor Celebrity by giving it away to a child
A random fan bought McCarthy a gingerbread man and some cheese straws - a superb gesture A small child attatcks Burgess Hills Minor Celebrity with a balloon - and injury which saw the even end on a negative note

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