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With the days ticking away before Mrs Mac departs for University, Burgess Hills Favourite Minor Celebrity decided to treat Charlie to a romantic day on the Crazy Golf course. In typical fashion, there was a forfeit involved for the loser of a run along a segment of beach with underwear removed. Could Charlie disprove the fact that women make crap golfers against the Tiger Woods of the Crazy Golf world? |
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| Charlotte looks forward to this test of golfing skill | McCarthy tees off, looking to live up to his infamous Crazy Golf reputation |
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| Needless to say, hole one resulted in a hole in one! | Charlie struggles on the first hole - a sign of things to come no doubt |
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| Her ball is soon stuck on the side of the course | Surprisingly, at hole 5 McCarthy only carried a 2 shot lead. Obviously he hadn't been trying so as not to embarrass the wife too much |
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| This hole would require a decent amount of power - unfortunately Burgess Hills Favourite Minor Celebrity would go onto fire the ball off the course in true Kieran Elliott style | Charlotte was performing surprisingly well, giving McCarthy cause for concern |
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| This windmill was particularly arousing | It was causing some trouble for Mrs Mac though |
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| She too was obviously taking tips from the Kieran Elliott school of crazy golf, as the ball flies off the course | Not amused as McCarthy sends a torrent of affectionate abuse towards his beautiful missus |
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| After a record breaking length of time spent at hole 7, involving near on 15 shots, the ball is finally potter | Hole 8 wasn't proving to be any more fruitful |
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| Both balls disappear down the hole, which turned out to be full of water | McCarthy braves his impeccably conditioned hands to retrieve the balls from the murky discharge |
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| He gets both balls, but his hands are soaked | Naturally, the only thing to do was to launch both wet balls at Charlie, resulting in this stain on her attractive white garment |
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| Another hole full of discharge, but at least on this occasion the ball is visible | McCarthy lines up a shot |
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| This hole would nearly go onto break Charlies 15 shot high | There is never a quiet moment in the life of a Minor Celebrity, as even on the golf course with the wife McCarthy is in demand via his telecommunications device |
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| This hole looked like it could prove a challenge | She's done it though - a maiden hole in one! |
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| It doesn't matter, as McCarthy takes his lead into double figures | With victory all but assured, the Minor Celebrity decides to use a more unorthodox technique for the penultimate hole |
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| Charlies last shot, and she knows she has to face the forfeit unless McCarthy royally shits up the last hole | Professional to the end, he sinks it in two |
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| Winner | A valiant attempt by Charlotte in the end |
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| The winners reward - McCarthy buys a Slush Puppy after the grueling 18 hole contest | "In all good relationships there is a winner and loser. It looks like you are the loser in our one." This comment results in McCarthy having his Slush Puppy poured down his back |
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| They soon kiss and make up, although worryingly McCarthy appears to be going bald.... | While Charlie completes her forfeit in true sportsmanship style on a deserted part of the beach |
