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AUGUST 2005

Monday 22/08/05

Scott McCarthy has been busy lately, and therefore wishes to apologise profoundly for his lack of updates. So, what has happened lately. I shall recall what I know

McCarthy recently attended a party to celebrate Sam Hewitt's birthday. It was a fine affair, but the tabloid press would have had a field day had the paparazzi been there, as McCarthy was sent sprawling through a bush at one point, which resulted in a cut lip and a gashed chin. This was not sensible, and it did bleed profoundly. I would like to place on record my thanks to Robert Jones, who once again managed to save McCarthy from probable death, by getting some ice and a kitchen towel to block the cut and prevent swelling. My boyish good looks have been saved again, but McCarthy is aware he most work harder to prevent them, and is therefore vowing to cut down in alcoholic beverage in take, especially around gardens, bushes and concrete paths

So, what else has happened? McCarthy has enjoyed a trip to Hull, as Brighton continue their form this season - utter dire. That is clear for all to see, and the Hull trip is on Crocs on Tour! The AS Level results were also released recently, and McCarthy was utterly ravenous after receiving his - they comprised of B in Drama, B in English, B in Politics and C in Media. However, he was unluckily only 5 marks of an A in English, and a mere 8 away from that same letter in Drama. Sickening, but then again the study time was interrupted by the Minor Celebrity World Tour, so all in all a pleasing set of results were bought back to McCarthy Towers

As for the rest of the summer, there is not long till Haywards Heath resumes, and this year a bigger, better and more arousing pictorial is on offer. Featuring new people, new sports, new ideas and new clothes, it will be looking to top the Oakmeeds pictorial - whether it can do it or not remains to be seen, but the boot certainty is on the other hand now

So, I bid ye farewell. Someone has to get Portsmouth out of the Championship, and luckily their board have decided it is Scott McCarthy. 

Wednesday 10/08/05

Well minions, the past few days have seen scenes which can only be appropriately described via the adjective of marvelous. McCarthy has attended a number of interesting social events recently, which have no doubt been made ten times better by the appearance of Burgess Hills Favourite Minor Celebrity. Monday was a day at cricket, where I ended up drinking rather too much. The result was a dehydrated Tuesday, when the first Mac Industries cricket invitational took place. McCarthy took 2-31, and also made 2 not out. Next Tuesday will see the next event, in which we hope to have more people available. Details will be announced nearer the time

Tuesday night I was honored to be invited to the home of Sam Franks for a party. It was rather out of control, with the host ending up throwing up in his bed, and the house de-generating into a state similar to a pigs sty. With several guests getting rather drunk, McCarthy ended up playing Lawrence of Burgess Hill, as he took both Kieran Elliott and Carina and gave them beds for the night at the Towers - an honor only the lucky few get

Thursday saw McCarthy head away to Sheffield for a few days, and images from the Peak District are now available on the Big Day Out. Saturday was football, Brighton drawing 1-1 with Derby, and Monday night I got rather drunk at Carina's in honor of Katie Knights birthday. However, being in fancy dress I decided that a woman would be a good shout to go as, and so it proved. I woke up yesterday morning with Daniel Collin in my room, unfortunately not in my bed, and Bert Lloyd and Kev the Ape were downstairs. The evening saw another disgraceful Brighton performance

I would type more, but to be quite honest I am sweating like a horse and feel ill. I am therefore going to take a shower before deciding what to do with my day, after spending the whole morning updating. Oh what a life we lead

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