Tuesday 29/03/2004

Its a good time panic. The Year 11 Social Evening is in 2 days, me and Sailor are supposed to be doing something for it, and we have got nothing planned. Ahhhhh! Well, we did have something planned, but its sort of gone out the window since lunchtime today. More on that later

Marle Place returned on Friday night and yours truly, the inspirational captain kept a clean sheet and was voted man of the match. Easy! Now I have 2 painful incidents to report on today, including pictures! Firstly....

Myself and Sailor were practicing something that cannot be named for the Year 11 Social Evening. However, it ended in disaster, when Sailor forget about the confined space the room B1A offers, and his hand stand failed as he toppled over, crashing into a cupboard. I found this absolutely hilarious, until Sailor turned round, and I realised he had been busted wide open! Blood was pouring out of his head everywhere, and he soon passed out from lack of blood. Ok, well, maybe that last bit was an exageration, but he did sustain a small blood stain on the back of his head. And here is the evidence:

The other incident occured in tutorial. I decided I was not going to speak, and Mr D was determined to prove me wrong. Not stopping at any limits, he placed my hand in a small vice device. A fat year 9 student, who looks like Rick Waller then turned the vice, trapping my hand in it. I couldn't remove it, and when I pulled it as hard as I could, my hand became detatached from my arm, leaving a bon eexposed and blood squirting all around the tutor room. Yes, you guessed it, yet again that last bit was slightly exagerated. But I did get my hand put in the vice, and it was squashed so it bled. Don't believe me, well heres the prove:

You may also remember I reported that one of my fingernails was comign lose. Well, it is now almost fully off. I am just waiting for the opportunity to prise it away from the finger. I'll let you know when it happens!

Thursday 18/03/2004 AM

Evening all. A week since my last entry. Now let me try and think what has happened.......

Oh yes. McCarthy Towers has undergone a spot of re-decorating. 'McCarthy's Gate' at the rear of the building has been re-painted in a nice shade of light blue. However, a few problems were incurred. Once the development is finished, I am considering putting an on-line tour of McCarthy Towers up in place of possibly the Christmas Dinner. The development also led to a few classics for 'Toms Moan', which maybe updated shortly!

A fantastic rubber/peanut war engulfed Mr G's maths room yesterday, with one side of the room battling the other while the middle tables attempted to work. There were no casualties, although Ashley Johnson was on the receiving end of some 'friendly fire'.

I have also picked up a sore throat. Most people would treat this as a problem, however I consider it to be excellent news - it means I have a purpose to eat Halls Soothers again! I managed to demolished 10 in just 2 hours today, meaning that I was all out by break time. Tommorrow I will be making a mental note to take proper rations with me.

Paid a visit to Chappers as well with a new hub cap for him. This was the only piece of apparatus we could find, so it had to do.

Finally, I believe I have re-set my body clock affectively. I am now sleeping at around about mid-night, and waking at between 6 and 6.30 am. My body may have adjusted, but I have not - I still feel tierd everyday and mentally drained. I am led to believe there could be a point when my body jsu tsleeps continually for a long time to regurgitate or something like that. We shall wait and see. The advantage is that I am up early enough each day to make myself pancakes for breakfast and get in a quick game of Champ Man 03-04, where after being sacked from Brighton for not reaching the Divison One play-offs, I have ed Halifax from the Conference to Division One play-offs (where we lost in the Yorkshire derby to Sheffield United) in the space of 4 seasons, which means 3 consecutive promotions including the Conference and Third Division Titles and 2 LDV Vans Trophy successes. And that is all - I am now off to watch Father Ted. Good night one and all

Thursday 11/03/2004

Yes, sorry for the lack of diary updates. I really couldn't be bothered if I'm totally honest. Anyway, here's what's been going on:

Fire Bells are constantly going off at Oakmeeds. It is becoming a joke, you can't go 2 days without it happening, infact we've had 2 back-to-back ones recently. The library has been the focus of much attention, as one of the safety catches has snapped off one of the windows. This means the window now swings open fully, allowing people to hang out of it, causing for many amusing moments with people pretending to be pushed out of it. This makes for great fun! The legendary 'Basher' Browne is back in school after retiring in 2000 to install some well needed discipline into the rebels at Oakmeeds. Reports that an OK PE teacher was hit on the head with a discus at some point in the past remain unconfirmed, although we're researching to find out the truth.

Myself and Chris enjoyed the Jolly Boys 5 to Parliament last week. We got lost a number of times, but it was still great. Only a few people knew about this trip, as we only decided to go on Monday afternoon. Talks are also taking place to try and confirm a Jolly Boys 6 before we leave Oakmeeds, but as of yet, these are unconfirmed.

Talks are on-going between myself and Sailor about the possibility of a new feature on the site, and we hope to have sorted this out at some time in the future. I think that is all to report, and here is a classic quote:

QUOTE OF THE DAY: Jamie and Sailor are discussing colleges. Jamie comes out with a typically ridiculous question: "When are you going to college Sailor?" The quick thinking navy man comes out with this delightful response: "When everyone else does"