PREVIOUS YEARS ENTRIES FROM THE DIARY:

MAY 2004

Friday 20/05/04 - WE'RE GOING TO F**KING CARDIFF!

I cannot begin to describe how I feel. The simple thing is: BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION ARE GOING TO THE MILLENNIUM STADIUM TO PLAY BRISTOL CITY FOR THE LAST PROMOTION SPOT TO DIVISION ONE! It feels great. I spent hours crafting my blue and white striped hair, seen here:

Having been sunny all week, I didn't take a coat to the game, and got absolutely drenched as it pissed it down all night, sitting in the rain with no cover from 7.30 - 11.30. The hair lasted 2 minutes before it ran everywhere. Brighton, defending a 1-0 lead from the first leg, were 2-1 down in the last minute of extra time, then Adam Virgo popped up with an equaliser, and we won the shoot out to book a place in Cardiff. Joy, unrivaled joy! I legged it onto the pitch along with all the other Brighton fans, took off my shirt, swung it round my head and kissed the penalty spot where we'd won it from and the post. Running round a field at 11 at night in the pouring rain with no top on and blue die all over your face with 1000 other people hugging each other - it's magical!

Anyway, school finished last Friday. Myself and Sailor performed at Oakmeeds for the last time with our Agent Johnson Ofsted sketch. Twas a sad day, but there's full pictures on the pictorial. Anyone with pictures from the day, if you want them included in the pictorial, shove them in a zip file and send them to me and I'll see what I can do!

Marle Place match tonight, not too confident. But it should be a laugh, especially if its half as good as last night!

E-I-E-I-E-I-O, UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO, AND WHEN WE WIN THE PLAY-OFFS, THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING, WE ARE THE ALBION, WE ARE THE ALBION, MARK MCGHEE'S TEAM!

Monday 10/05/04

Just a quickie for today people. Getting barnet chopped tomorrow, leavers assembly is almost prepared but we're waiting for confirmation. Mr Potterns assembly on believe today, and I was most honored to get a mention ,when he said: "I believe Scott McCarthy will be a star one day, and appear in theatres with his mad cap humor. And if you do Scott, please let me have tickets to the after show parties." If you're reading this, as I know some teachers do (Hi everyone at Oakmeeds!), I'll do my best sir!

And here's some of that 'madcap' humor at its best, check out this diamond piece of footage from Mr Peter Chapman HERE

Sunday 09/05/04

Today has been eventful. Myself, Peter Chapman and Jamie Farhall almost got arrested earlier today. Apparently, you can't stand on a mini roundabout outside one of the south's leading leisure centers dressed in a wonderful costume and directing traffic, while performing the warm up exercises that the Eastern European substitutes used to do on Soccer AM. Something to do with possible cause of accident. Absolutely shocking. What is the world coming too. Luckily, we managed to speed off in the magical Chap Mobile before the police could catch us. Not that they were that bothered about it anyway. Then enjoyed a wondrous game of football at the Fairfield Rec cage. Only 5 days of school left as well. Oh, and if anyone is sitting up stairs in the balcony at Oakmeeds tomorrow, check behind the curtain on the left side. There may be a few (or 6) beer bottles from the Southdown presentation evening.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: Playing football up the rec, and a woman comes past on a scooter, followed by a dog. Chappers came out with this classic line of "I don't know what I find stranger, a dog without a lead on or a woman on a scooter" 

Saturday 08/05/04

Well, its 1pm and I'm writing an entry for you. Tonight is the Southdown Rovers awards evening - excitement grows as the player of the season award will be awarded. I wonder who will get it?! Not me, I know for sure! Anyway, yesterday was excellent. A trip into town was completed when Sailor got this lovely shot of me and the birthday boy Steven Denver:

A hair shop was looking for models. I was considering applying myself:

Today has been eventful already. After spending nearly half the night working on the new contents page and new pages (very dashing, if I do say so myself), I awoke at 8.20 to continue the job. I didn't get very far though, as at 8.45, having had no breakfast I was out the door and into the Chap Mobile, heading to a Car Boot Sale at Haywards Heath Football Club. We got there, and the place was packed! One car had turned up, and was selling plants to the 0 people (apart from us!) who were there as well. Now, this would've been alright if we were a gardener, but didn't really suit one man looking for bargains to sell on E-Bay, and another looking for some new additions to add to his wardrobe. We arrived back at 9.20, so I could enjoy a cup of tea and Soccer AM, and finally get my cheese on toast breakfast!

Thursday 06/05/04

Evening people. Lack of updates recently due to virus. Oh, and a new design for the Home Page is under construction. There is now only 6 days of Oakmeeds left for year 11. How sad. But fear not, myself and Sailor will be appearing in the leavers assembly, well, we think so anyway! It should be entertaining, to say the least. I will report more when I have it

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