PREVIOUS YEARS ENTRIES FROM THE DIARY:

NOVEMBER 2007

Monday 12/11/07

It has been a busy weekend for McCarthy, as he gave Cheltenhams Gay Community the shock of their life's by attending their night club on Saturday. Fear not though women out there, he was not there for personal reasons, but to accompany one of his lesbian friends on a night out. It was going very well, until one my acquaintances, whom I shall not name for fear of RUINING him for life, decided to dance with a big black man. There was only one way this would end, and my amazing foresight in these situations was proved correct, as soon the black man had moved onto what I could only describe as provocative dancing. It was a called to a halt when the black man attempted to slip his hand down the back of my friends trousers, after which I managed to pull him away, and I explained we were going outside for a fag break. The black man obviously thought we meant a cigarette, when infact it was a subtle way of saying we needed to get away from this gay man. Apart from that, it was a very decent evening and devoid of the pikie people that usually make going to a club somewhat of a chore - unfortunately, I don't think the experience will have people clamoring to go back there

FIreworks time brings about the usual amount of glow sticks, which glow in the dark as the name suggests. With my brute strength, it was no surprise that McCarthy managed to break through his, and spill the glow substance all over his hand. At first seeming apprehensive about what this would do, it eventually turned into a posititve as a story about having been in a nuclear accident was soon spun. Here was the result:

The University of Gloucestershire Pictorial has finally been launched, and eventually I intend to upload pictures right from the start of uni, once I have bothered to trawl through peoples Facebook pages and retrieve them. However, for the moment you will just have to settle for what is on there

The weekend has also seen three appearances on radio, two of which are available in the audio section. The lack of McCarthy Industries digital camera will hopefully be resolved around Christmas, and for all you festive fans out there the Christmas video is in the planning stages

Finally, for all you Burgess Hill fans out there, McCarthy will be back again this Saturday night after Crocs duty to Leyton Orient, while Friday comes the opportunity to once again get suited and booted, with the second race meeting of the season. Hopefully, an improvement on the 50 odd pence profit made last time will be made

Wednesday 07/11/07

A successful reading week has been and gone, during which McCarthy was able to cram several activities in. The Monday was spent with Tom Witham and Robert Jones in the mouth of Port, as McCarthy treated fans in Portsmouth to an evening in his company. One young lady was given the surprise of her life, when McCarthy personally wished her a happy birthday, and no doubt she will treasure that moment as long as she lives. Cheltenhams Favourite Minor Celebrity even got into the swing of things, by putting on a pirate hat to join in with the parties pirate theme

On Tuesday, I returned to Burgess Hill, where the week has been spent working on some videos to do with the town, which are now available to be viewed on McCarthy TV. A board meeting was then held in the China Garden restaurant, where discussions took place about this years Christmas video, so keep your eyes peeled for that minions

Saturday night saw McCarthy attend Tru in Brighton, with Neil Kane. The evening was your typical night out, although McCarthy in his new health conscience mode did not drink too lot due to his heavier session on Monday. However, this was not without the help of the bar maid, who managed to give McCarthy three Smirnoff Ices when he had simply requested two Stellas

McCarthy continues to impress the people of Cheltenham with his wide ranging intellect, not less in his academic studies. You would think he would be slightly rusty having taken 18 months out of the education game, but when the critics attempt to knock him he bounces back in style, and that is meant in a metaphorical sense as well as bouncing due to his ballooning size. His first piece of work towards becoming a fully qualified journalists was returned with 1sts in every section of grading - placing him at the top of the class after only 2 months. And of course, this was achieved with the usual attitude of leaving it to the last minute and a complete lack of work. As the saying goes, if you have it, you never lose it

Finally, a challenge for all you Burgess Hillians out there. This little gem of a video appeared on Youtube earlier this week, and is fully endorsed by McCarthy Industries. So get down St Johns Park and see if you can beat THIS

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