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A zoo is a fine place for any day trip. With hoards of animals, stressful parents and most importantly small children running riot, it is the perfect place to visit on a cold January day. With this in mind, Scott McCarthy and Charlotte Humphreys took advantage of the tax dodgers return to Good Old Sussex By The Sea to visit its fine counties second most popular tourist attraction behind McCarthy Towers |
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| McCarthy was at the wheel for this journey, complete with sunglasses due to the unusually bright sun | The brand new sheep skin coat made its first public appearance in an attempt to upset some animal welfare people |
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| Charlie is disturbed to see what you can only imagine to be a painting error on this mural | This monkey was called Benson - possibly because it had more in common with Dave Benson-Phillips than just the fact that it was a comical animal |
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| The Trevor McDonald of the animal world | This animal appeared to be stoned due to its general inability to move and 'spaced out' look |
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| The sheep is one of McCarthys favourite animals | Charlie is delighted to be inside a sheep |
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| The whites far outnumbered the blacks in this chicken pen | Gareth cleans out the comically named "Cluckingham Palace" |
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| Unfortunately it appeared that cross breeding took place in the chicken pen | Scott gets himself inside a pig |
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| Charlie managed to enter this tunnel into the middle of some sort of monkey enclosure with lots of small children running around her. Unfortunately, it lead to slight back complications | You can only imagine that these monkeys are called red-handed because they are black and thus thieves that are caught red handed |
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| If anybody needed prove of what University can do to you - Charlotte becomes a bestiality fanatic | The sensibility of allowing a skeleton to drive a bus had to be questioned |
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| Christ | McCarthy was thankful this was only a mural and not an actual tribe |
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| These bats were not supposed to be touched, so throwing a rock at them was probably not advisable | This penguin was delightful |
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| Charlotte continues the beastiality theme by getting inside a penguin | She then enters the rats encolsure |
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| These flamingos were not flids, despite only needing the use of one leg | This sign caused great amusement |
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| Charlie is happy to discover what colour fur beavers have | Apartheid was alive and well in the rabbit enclosure |
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| Needless to say, the whites had the superior cage | Its another assassination attempt on Burgess Hills Favourite Minor Celebrity, this time via the use of plastic sheeting designed for suffocation |
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| McCarthy and Charlie in the Chinese Garden, which was inferior to The China Garden due to not having Lee selling 4 pornography DVD's for £25 | Naturally, this had to be done |
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| Jonathan Edwards eat your heart out | Unfortunately, due to being designed for children, the landing area was too small and McCarthy's landing momentum ended up taking him crashing into a fence |
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| Charlie can't help but worry for the safety of the Minor Celebrity | Surprise surprise, McCarthy leads the way into the childs play area |
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| Awaiting the train, with the light making McCarthy appear god-like | Steven was the man who did a fine job in piloting the vehicle |
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| This lion was one of many creatures that was cleverly hidden on the journey | Thankfully this train was not in Africa, as it would not only be the time spent on the train that would be a problem |
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| This fellow voyagers were delighted to be on the same journey as Scott McCarthy | Taking in this fine journey through Sussex's' finest zoo |
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| This zebra was 50% correct | McCarthy relaxes on a childs swing, which despite Charlies warnings he would get slightly wedged into |
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| The trip finishes with the traditional Humphreys v McCarthy game of golf | Could Charlie avenge her defeat from the last game, which saw her having to run topless along Brighton Beach as her forfeit? |
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| No she can't, but its a lot tighter this time, with McCarthy needing the last hole to secure a 7-shot victory | A disappointing end for the young lass to another otherwise top day |
