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ENGLAND V JAMAICA |
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The final warm up match before England take on Paraguay in their opening World Cup game. With Wayne Rooney out, it meant that Scott McCarthy's hero, Peter Crouch would be starting. It was only right that he was at Old Trafford, to sit in the Stretford End and see 198cm of pure God do his stuff on the pitch as England took on Jamaica |
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| Tommy Mac was at the wheel, and did a fine job with his moaning towards fellow motorists | Scott looks forward to seeing PC in the flesh |
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| We park at the other Old Trafford - home to Lancashire Cricket Club | The biggest ground in England comes into view |
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| This statue was on the West Stand in honor of Sir Matt Busby | McCarthy attempts to produce a similar pose to the former United manager |
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| It is one mightily impressive football ground | We find a pub, and its fine weather for a pint of Magners |
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| McCarthy proudly displays his shirt that is ready for the World Cup - and gained much attention in the pub and around the ground | The England team arrive on their team coach |
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| Scott and Tommy pose with it | Inside the amazing stadium |
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| The East Stand | We couldn't even see the top of this stand, but it apparently covers a vertigo warning for those wishing to sit in the third tier |
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| Scott pulls traditional pose in the Theatre of Dreams | This scoreboard was nice |
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| The England team are out for their warm up | Peter demonstrates a perfect quad stretch |
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| He does some light running | The flags of the two nations |
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| This young lad must have been fully erect, as Peter holds his hand as the teams come onto the pitch | The two sides make their way towards the centre for the national anthems |
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| The cross of St George created via pieces of card | PC gets ready for the kick-off |
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| Frank Lampard opens the scoring with a cracking volley | It is soon 2-0 thanks to an own goal |
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| And the moment arrives, Peter Crouch nets, and is soon back to work | Michael Owen has not trouble in making it 4-0 |
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| John Terry is taken off with a knock | PC finds some space |
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| Paul Robinson prepares to take a goal kick | Peter enjoys a drink after a superb first half |
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| England troop in 4-0 up at half time | This sprinkler system was an accurate representation of the situation with regards to McCarthys genitals following PC's first half performance |
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| This young lady in front of McCarthy was rather attractive | Peter comes out for the second half |
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| He is instantly giving Jamaica all kinds of trouble | The 70,000+ crowd have certainly got value for money |
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| Michael Owen is having a good game in his quest for fitness | David Beckham prepares to whip one in |
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| Peter is getting closer and closer to his second goal of the game | And he gets it - and duly performs the now famous robot dance. McCarthy nearly died due to a lack of blood in his brain, as it rushed to his penis at such an arousing moment |
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| The scoreboard says it all | And the greatest moment of McCarthys life - Peter Crouch wraps up his England hat-trick. |
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| His team mates rush to congratulate the goal-dancing machine | What a sight |
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| PC is congratulated by the opposition, who were blown away by his sheer ability | The England team perform a lap of honor as they prepare to take on the world |
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| The lap of honor is nearly over | Sven Goran Eriksson receives a rousing reception after his last game on English soil |
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| Wayne who? Watch out Germany - 198cm of pure footballing God is on its way |
