Cheltenham Festival 2009

Another year, another Cheltenham Festival. Once again Robert Jones arrived at McCarthy's Cheltenham residence for four days of excessive alcohol consumption, unhealthy food, gambling and general disgracefulness. Wednesday and Friday were spent gambling in a pub, Thursday saw Chris Benson join us for a day at the races, and then Saturday it was off to Gloucester v Wasps.

 

Jones enjoys the traditional Full English breakfast that is given complimentary to all guests who stay at Granville Street Note the ingenius use of bread, simply due to the fact the toaster was unopperational
Jones gets in the first round, which proved to be somewhat of a struggle after the previous days consumption at both the races and during a clubbing session Benson and Jones admire the race track

McCarthy shows off his free Betfair scarf Looking across the track
The first race meanders around the track The teetotal member of the party is caught here holding two pints of Apples
Jones with another beverage McCarthy with another beverage

It doesn't take long for the first double parking situation of the day to occur McCarthy has his first brush with the law of the weekend in this delightful image
Benson takes advantage of the free binoculars The decision to bring in camping chairs and sit watching on the big screen seemed a bizarre one
Benson doesn't smoke either, but we see him complete with cigar Big John appears on the big screen
McCarthy and Benson enjoy the scenery McCarthy bursts out his annual Cuban cigar for the start of the feature race of the day - which he would go onto win money on
It was once again Ruby Walsh who returned McCarthy a nice profit Another race comes to an end

Jones is double parked, McCarthy is double parked and Benson has a coke This man was incredibly small, as can be denoted by his height compared to the railings
Another winner makes its way back to the paddock The last race of the day is about to go off
This food dispensing unit was superbly named A ridiculous amount of rubbish has gathered over the course of the day
This women had delightful legs, and her lack of shoes was also interesting McCarthy, complete with his free Sun hat, holds a daffodil
This bin appeared in the middle of the dining room after it was bought home by McCarthy It is now Friday, and the 2009 Cheltenham Gold Cup is about to get underway
Jones clasps his hands together in prayer-like motion McCarthy crosses his fingers
Winner, as once again Ruby Walsh brings a horse home Ruby and Kauto Star head into the winners enclosure
Jones enjoys a burger from the BBQ on offer in the Midland Arms McCarthy does so as well, complete with pint
This postal van seemed oblivious to how busy Cheltenham was about to become as the racecourse emptied, and it pulled up on the pavement Jones cannot believe what he is witnessing
The celebrations at the end of the week begin in the Student Union bar Jones and Phil appear happy, although quite why Jones is holding a large collection of empties is anyones guess
This man was playing a guitar on the bus into town McCarthy has the first of many pictures with buskers in town
We enter a club that had been turned into a strip club for the week. Here we see one stripper picking Jones nose. This was as far as our involvement with them went Here we see a pole for pole dancing purposes
Jones with more buskers as we head back home McCarthy causes outrage when he attempts to steal a guitar case
These chaps were playing a delightful set of songs McCarthy denotes he had had a good week betting wise with a donation
He soon gains a photo with the band members Jones does his best air guitar impression
This mattress was discovered in the street Jones grabs breakfast on Saturday morning, before we headed down to Gloucester v Wasps
McCarthy was feeling the effects of four days of drinking as his state on the bus denotes Once inside the pre-game pub though, he was soon able to consume
Jones however took the sensible option of coke Jones looks delighted to be losing his Kingsholm virginity
The Shed was delighted as Gloucester went onto secure a dramatic 24-22 win Ryan the Lamb makes an appearance as a replacement
And the week is rounded off in the best style possible with a photo of Iain Balshaw

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