JOLLY BOYS OUTING THREE-POINT-FIVE

The Jolly Boys are back for the third time! This time they go back to Chessington. Scott and Chris are joined by IT Guru Bert Lloyd, Ashley Johnson and the legend that is Elliot Gwynne. A fun day is in store for all.....

Mr Scott McCarthy. Original Jolly Boy, Chairman Mac Industries

Mr Chris Traylen, Original Jolly Boy, Elliot Gwynne, all round legend, owner of Elliot's Extravagates Bert Lloyd, IT Guru Ashley Johnson, man who'll eat anything
Before the journey, the Jolly Boys are slightly worried as it turns out a woman will be driving the coach! However, 'Ethel' turns out to be a competent driver, and makes sure the coach arrives safely! Elliot and Chris enjoy the journey!
The first port of call is the restaurant, where Elliot meets a hot waitress! He wastes no time in making his feelings known! The Boys head to Tomb Blaster! Bert looks as though he really does want to kill himself! Scott goes with the 'traditional', while Elliot appears to be attempting to shoot himself in the mouth. Johnson enjoys an interesting leaflet, while Chris enjoys a doze!
Johnson and Chris look forward to their ride on Ramesis Revenge! The Boys are soon back in the restaurant, and Johnson is seen in a familiar pose, with half a chicken breast down his throat
Scott has just tucked into his 2 slices of Pizza Bert enjoys a drink!
2 seconds after stuffing there faces in the restaurant, the Jolly Boys decide to have a go on the swinging ship. Johnson manages to keep his chicken from being re-incarnated all over the camera........... But its a different story for Elliot, who decides to give his Pizza a trip to the floor 15 feet below
Next up is the Bubble Works. Bert is in a traditional Frank Sinatra pose, while who knows what Johnson is doing. Meanwhile, this ride proves too much for Elliot, as can be seen from his face! The Boys seem to like these impressive 'Magic Glasses'. Joe 90 springs to mind!
The Mirror Maze inside proves to be great fun! However, it took the Jolly Boys near on 20 minutes to negotiate it! This wasn't helped by Elliot attempting to get round the maze by walking on his hands!
If that wasn't enough, Elliot decided to part with £1, and go on the electrifying chair! It has to rank as one, if not the funniest thing seen on a Jolly Boys Outing thus far! Johnson decapitates Elliot's head.
Chris, Johnson, Elliot and Scott enjoy a friendly chat with the Budha! Dragon falls is the final stop for the Jolly Boys! It proves a great success, so much so that Elliot rips off his shirt half way down!
The day is a great success, and leaves the Jolly Boys dead tried! As can be seen from these 2 shots!

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