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| The Evening starts with by meeting in KFC, and Lewis and
Phil decided to purchase a Family Feast between both of them. Good work
lads! |
Scott and Neil sit back and look forward to the night
ahead! |
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| While Chris also anticipates what is
in store on this cold and blustery evening |
We
arrive at school, and already there is the legendary man, Geoff Purvis |
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| Neil however starts the evening in a
bad mood, as him and Phil grapple with the coffee machine. Unfortunately,
Phil managed to get sugar into Neil's tea, which he wasn't best pleased
about! |
The attire for the evening. Lewis in
long leather jacket, waistcoat and cowboy hat, Chris in red jacket and
white silk gloves, and Scott in beret, scarf, bow tie, blazer and
overcoat, complete with a cane |
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| The weather
was getting a bit blustery, as the Jolly Boys pose out in the blizzard of
snow that was sweeping Burgess Hill |
The playground
was soon covered, and it allowed for a number of interesting messages to
appear, including the one above, 'Taylor's bald' and an extremely large 'Sh!t' |
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| It's only the
best on the train, as a first class compartment is entered by Scott, Neil
and Phil |
As they enjoy the journey to
Brighton, complete with a browse through the Home and Property newspaper |
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| The journey runs as smooth as a
kitchen worktop, and Scott and Phil enjoy the opportunity to walk up and
down the train and socialise with fellow businessmen, returning from a
hard day in London |
Once in Brighton, Phil and Neil take
the opportunity to pop into a phone box, and see what they can find |
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| And Phil comes
out of it a very happy man! |
The Jolly Boys
enjoy a pause outside an aptly named pub |
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| And while
taking the photo, became separated from the group, which meant a frantic
search round Brighton for them, which eventually led to us turning up 5
minutes after everyone else in the theartre |
An empty
street, what an opportunity for some shots from classic Western films! |
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| The showdown
of the century, its Trower v Traylen! |
However, we
got inside the theatre safely! |
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| The journey
had tired Lewis out |
So Scott took
the opportunity to 'let one off' in Lewis' face |
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| And who should
meet us at the theatre, but the one and only Mr Fenton Vince! |
The poster
displaying the show we had come to see |
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| Scott ponders:
"Is this chandelier expensive. What would happen if I gave it a thorough
poke with my cane?" |
And there's
the RUNNER UP (hahaha!) in the Beastly Baz legend poll, but who's hand is
that? |
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| The party sit
down in anticipation of the show |
And Lewis
points down towards the stage, which infact moved during the performance,
which prompted Chris to say "Ooooh, turning" in the Frank Spencer voice only
he can do! |
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| Phil, Neil and
Chris look forward to the show, that is shortly about to start! |
Scott and
Lewis wait in anticipation of the show starting! In the next hour, Lewis
would spit a smartie onto the bloke in front, someone's phone would go off,
and to put the icing on the cake, a man would go onto fall off his chair,
which was followed by 10 minutes solid, almost silent, laughing, which the
audience around didn't seem to appreciate |
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| Chris and
Lewis enjoy the opportunity to relax in the interval. Quote of the day goes
to the cricket king Ian Simpson, who when asked what he thought of the play,
responded: "It's quite stationery". Brilliant stuff! |
After the end
of the play, we made our way back to the station. We discovered this street
which was infact a dead end...... |
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| ......which
lasted for all of about 20 meters |
This sign was
quite amusing. On seeing it, Scott posed the question: "If you can't turn
right, and you can't left, where the bloody hell are you supposed go?" |
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| This was
another amusing sign, as some young hoodlum had changed the no parking sign
to say no barking. Brilliant stuff! |
We once again
enjoyed the luxuries of first class on the way home |
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| Phil took a
major risk, sticking his head out of the window of the train, but on closer
inspection...... |
It was
revealed it was infact being jammed out by another passenger! Look at the
hand on his cheek |
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| After that,
Phil needed a good drink to calm his nerves |
And Scott
decided to join him! |
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| And that's
about it. Possibly the greatest ever outing? It ranks with the best, and the
Jolly Boys seemed to enjoy it! Is that the end of the line...........you'll
have to wait and see! |
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