PIZZA HUT - ALL YOU CAN EAT CHALLENGE - 11/04/06

The first meeting of 2006 again saw Marina Rules in place. With Peter Chapman out with some sort of diarhorea problem, it meant that Robert Jones took over driving duties, and allowed Kieran Elliott to make his debut. Dan Collin appeared for the first time since October 2005, while Tom Witham also stepped up to the table for his debut. Surely it would be the man who managed a 16oz steak in Sheffield who would run McCarthy closest for the title of pizza king?

 

FINAL RESULTS

Competitor: R. Lloyd K. Elliott T. Witham R.J. Jones S. McCarthy D. Collin
Slices completed:  8 7 14  13 16 9

 

STRIKES

D. Collin: Ungentlemanly Conduct  Discussing excrement coming out of a penis so as to cover oneself in it
S. McCarthy: Molestation Attempting to touch Robert Jones penis while eating
R. Jones: Violent Conduct Attempting to stab Scott McCarthy with fork after being molested
S. McCarthy: Molestation Poking Robert Jones in the stomach in order to make him vomit
T. Witham: Ungentlemanly Conduct Discussing whether one of the waitresses had washed her hands after masterbation

 

Jones enjoys a slice Bert in his usual role as official adjudicator
Collin enjoys a drink Kieran was on tap water for his Pizza Hut challenge debut
Witham uses a napkin to good effect McCarthy demolishes another slice
Bert slows down, taking this slowly as usual Collin and Elliott are content to let McCarthy, Jones and Witham battle it out
Two more slices for Tom Witham It takes him into double figues
Jones in a familiar pose - admitting defeat, finishing on 13 slices Bert gives the scores on the doors
McCarthy knows this piece will take him onto 16, and maintain his 100% record Collin marches into 4th
Kieran shows 8 fingers, which was bizarre given the fact he managed 7 slices Witham is happy with second spot on his debut
And he hasn't even broken a sweat. Is there anyone who can beat this man? Jones is in awe of McCarthys ability at the Pizza table

 

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