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| Tom
Witham has withdrawn some money as we arrive in Southampton |
McCarthy
had driven to Southampton in impeccable fashion |
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| This
sign told us all we needed to know |
McCarthy
is delighted to be inside this new arena |
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| Witham
is so overwhelmed he feels the need to offer a prayer |
The
Bowl shows off her newly erected floodlights |
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| The
Pavilion |
This
ground was scene of Englands Twenty20 win over Australia in the summer |
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| Hampshire
come onto the pitch, as they would look to finish Sussex second innings
quickly |
Sussex
enter the fray |
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| Hampshire
bowler James Bruce pulls one of those poses that makes any fully
functioning man erect |
We
ponder what sort of underwear he is wearing to make his buttocks appear
as luscious as they do |
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| Robin
Martin-Jenkins makes 50 |
The
scoreboard tells us Sussex are in a pretty decent position |
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| Witham
looks forward to the Hampshire innings |
This
man has a wheelbarrow |
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| We
ponder why they are using this machine to roll the pitch, when Mushtaq
Ahmeds erect penis could do a much more thorough job |
Sussex
come onto the field |
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| Rana
looking good as ever |
This
girl was selling raffle tickets, unfortunately she was not doing them by
strips |
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| Mushtaq
whips one out |
Lunch,
and Witham takes the opportunity to explore the Bowl |
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| McCarthy
is happy, as we take advantage of poor security to infiltrate the
pavilion and members area |
Tom
Witham is delighted to be surrounded by some loyal Hampshire fans |
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| You
cannot sit in the Bowl Pavilion and not have a good out feel |
The
Umpires come onto this fine arena |
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| This
mans nose was amusing, as not only was it a rather odd shape but it was
a vibrant red colour |
The
Sussex team await to enter the arena |
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| Here
come the Hampshire batsman |
The
Umpire feels this mans balls |
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| Mushtaq
goes off for a toilet break, probably to throw one out |
This
Hampshire member was shocked and appalled when McCarthy complained of
the Northern weather conditions in Southampton |
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| This
man was an incredible size |
The
game continues, and a superb display of bowling from Mushtaq would
secure victory for Sussex with a day to spare |