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SAND SCULPTURE EXHIBITION |
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A rainy day in Brighton, and you need something to do. In all honesty, there is no better option than the Sand Sculpture Exhibition. A bargain £5 to see over 100 sculptures based on ancient Rome, carved entirely out of sand. You cannot get much more cultured to than that, and so being the connoisseurs of culture that they are, it was only natural for McCarthy and Charlie spend a romantic afternoon checking out this fine event |
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| This gentleman was blowing a rather large pipe | Despite Charlie being present, McCarthy couldn't help but admire this woman's breasts. If only she wasn't sand he thought to himself |
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| A sand car, and it probably runs a lot better than the Jones Mobile | Was this a fat man or an incredibly ugly woman? Nobody seemed to have an answer |
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| The Minor Celebrity couple pose with a sand wall in the background. Many fellow sand sculpture enthusiasts couldn't believe they were lucky enough to be in the presence of such divinity as these two | When you have a sign instructing you not to touch, it is pretty obvious you are going to touch it to see why you shouldn't |
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| This man was pulling a donkey | McCarthy looks biblical on this pathway |
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| This sculpture ensured pedophiles were not excluded from the event | An elephant even made it into the show |
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| Charlie strikes a pose with this chap, who appeared to be bursting out of the wall in similar fashion to the alien exploding out of Sigourney Weavers stomach in Alien | Attempting to hold conversation with people made of sand is one of the first signs of madness |
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| It was almost as if the creator had modeled these fine women on young Charlotte | McCarthy can't believe it, a sand sheep! |
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| This bloke looked particularly threatening | Charlie heroically about to embark on the steps to glory |
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| McCarthy fits in wonderfully with this crowd | When in Rome, do as the Romans do |
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| Alfred was a keen sand sculpture enthusiast, going as far as to film the event oh a video camera | This man was clearly modeled on Scott McCarthy, although the scaled-down penis was a wise move as to not excite too many women |
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| Charlie just can't resist the lure of this womens rear | This bloke finds it particularly humorous |
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| Whoever would of thought sand could of been so erotic | These chaps enjoy a Roman bath |
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| Winston was clearly having a good time | It would be rude not to take advantage of the sand pit on offer by creating a sand penis. Charlie adds the finishing touches |
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| It is nearly as good as the original, created by McCarthy and Witham on Bournemouth beach a year ago | Despite freezing conditions, the Minor Celebrity couple brave not only a stroll on the beach, but an ice cream |
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| Which true to form, McCarthy manages to get everywhere to wrap up a magical afternoon |