Sussex v Australia - Day Two 02/07/09

With Australia having declared on 349 for 7 at the end of day one, it meant that the second day of the touring match would see Ricky Ponting's men in the field. Despite sunburn, fatigue, and in McCarthy's case, a chronic hangover, we were back for the second day of the match to see if Sussex batsman could expose the Australia attack for being as poor as it is meant to be
Jones sun cream applying technique was interesting one Especially this stray bit that was left on his ears
Jones avoids the glare of the camera as he eats some food Thankfully, it is not this sandwich, which can only be described as containing blood
Day two gets underway Brett Lee's action is strangely reminiscent of a man attempting to lick his own penis
Unbelievably, their were Aussies wearing jumpers in the field despite the ludicrous heat that engulfed the county ground Stuart Clark has a particularly fine bottom
Here is his top half, which is also nice The interval game of cricket gets underway, with Potter once again batting
McCarthys sunburn was getting progressively worse thanks to a second day of abuse Joy turns to confussion, as Andrew Hodd takes a particularly vicious delivery to the face
The Aussies attempt to see if he is ok Jones pretends that this £2 fake Callippo is his penis
Potter is soon fast asleep Another Seagull invades the outfield
Sussex are all out for 311 A proper pitch invasion occurs by this streaker, who ran out of ideas due to the complete lack of stewards attempting to stop him

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