SUSSEX SHARKS V HAMPSHIRE HAWKS - 13/06/07

Somerset have just won the Twenty20 cup and arrive at Hove full of confidence. But they will need to be - Sussex have lost just one in the Totesport all season, and are looking a good bet to secure promotion, possibly even the title. With the match live on Sky, the Chap Mobile Supreme was used to transport old boys McCarthy, Chapman and Lloyd, and the newest Barmy Army member Kieran Elliott to what would prove to be a marvelous evening

McCarthy began the day with a couple of 'Browns' in the Railway When a sign tells you not to flush the toilet in a station, you are obviously going to flush the toilet
Simpson, Potter and Wright enjoy a pre-game drink in The Sussex Mushtaq Ahmed would not be playing, but decided to warm up anyway
McCarthy and Simpson look forward to the game in prospect While Wright looks incredibly homosexual
Some idiot had soon spilt beer all over a seat No prizes for guessing which chump was the culprit
Sid the Shark did the rounds Things could get sticky at the toss
McCarthy and Potter in the packed arena The now legendary McCarthy Industries timepiece shows us it was mid evening when the floodlights came on
Bye Bye Nash Hampshire in the field
Chris Adams makes his way to the crease Wright is celebrating a rare six for Sussex
Potter enjoys a healthy plate of chips While McCarthy is even more health wise, choosing a bacon baguette 
Due to the ludicrous queues in place, McCarthy was soon double parked Sussex in the field, and heading towards defeat
Potter can't believe it, as another Hampshire boundary is scored McCarthy and Simpson look tense as the game enters its final stages
Its easy for Hampshire as they clock up the runs No day at cricket would be complete without a sighting of Jones

 

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