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With nothing better to do on a Tuesday that we all had off work, it was decided that a spontaneous trip to Thorpe Park was in order. With this in mind, a quick prayer was had as McCarthy, Peter Chapman, Robert Jones and Bert Lloyd embarked on a trip in the Jones Mobile for deepest darkest Surrey, and a day full of theme park fun |
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| Despite being pulled over by the police for being a suspected stolen car, Jones manages to lead us to Thorpe Park successfully | Chapman instantly begins a methodical plan to get us around the park, as Jones looks on having appeared to have just swallowed some form of insect |
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| After a grand total of one ride, it surprisingly not McCarthy who was in line for some food | Jones returns with a cookie |
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| Chapman demanded a go on the tea cups, as Jones spins them round | McCarthy looks as happy as Larry |
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| While Chapman struggles to keep his food down | Bert too is delighted with the standard of this thrilling ride |
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| Chapman is even more excited by the prospect of the equally thrilling Banana Boat | McCarthy and Jones also find this ride of a suitable standard |
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| Given the journey to Surrey and the brush with the law, the wishing well seemed an appropriate place to stop | Chapmans methodical route looks to have taken a turn for the worse, so he consults the map once again |
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| Ric Flair was in the queue for Loggers Leap | Despite his 1980's waterproof shell suit, Chapman came off of the ride the wetest |
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| Jones was also rather moist | While McCarthy and Bert remained respectably dry |
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| Pizza Hut was surprisingly chosen as the luncheon destination | After complaining about his first cup being 'contaminated', Chapman checks to see if there are any more eye lashes in this one |
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| Despite his 1950's hair style, Bert was not so concerned | McCarthys ever developing stomach was helped by this cheese |
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| Contrary to popular belief, this was infact a pizza topping as opposed to vaginal discharge | "Don't worry Chapman, you won't get that wet on tidal wave" was quite clearly a blatant lie |
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| This shop was imaginatively named 'The Shop' | Unfortunately, the taking of this photo gave away the fluff carefully placed in Chapmans hair by McCarthy, as we queue for a second go on Loggers Leap |
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| Rather childishly, Chapman found this sign funny as it contained the word Beaver | A Thorpe Park first was achieved by us, as we became the first people in history to share a Loggers Leap boat with a frog |
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| This caused all manner of confusion as the staff desperately tried to remove him from the boat | Unfortunately, the frog cannot be seen in this photo |
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| McCarthy and Bert enjoy some hotdogs before leaving the park | And the day finishes on a high, as Jones manages to keep pace with this attractive women on the journey home |
