Washbrooks Family Farm
Hurstpierpoint
April 26th 2007
By Peter Chapman

With Victor's mum at a daytime training course at her place of work, it was down to Uncle Peter to entertain his 2 year old nephew for the day. Victor is so lucky to have a Minor Celebrity for an Uncle, and was guaranteed an exciting day out.

 

A marvellous sign greets us at the entrance. A cow with an interesting style of paintwork.
These geese were rather hostile. A spot of pruning.
The little sod bypasses the animals and heads straight for the play area. I blame the BBC's ' Little Red Tractor' for Victor's obsession.
A beige pony grazing. A brown pony, also grazing.
Not daunted by his size, Victor seeks a hug. Victor trys to cimb over the fence in order to ride the pony 'bare back'
A field containing sheep, grass, and poo. This is lamb 495, he kept following us around the perimeter of the field.
Here is lamb 495, getting petted by Victor And now it's time for a hug.
Victor moves in for another kiss. The self timer does its job of capturing Peter.
Evidently this is a horse, but it wasn't sweating like a Kev (See BBQ 2005) A donkey, but it didn't sound like Eddie Murphy, disappointing.
The condition of this sheep's coat was terrible, A quality shampoo would put it right. Yet more lambs. nicely lined up in some sort of sexual arrangement.
This lamb is tempted by Victor's tender flesh. A Rabbit, I shall name it Arthur.
A couple of chicks. Victor attempts to poke their eyes out.
Fat, smelly pigs . A pair of Alpacas, the 'poor mans' Llama.
This goat had nice hair growing from his chinny chin chin. Two of the kids suckle on their mother's nipples. Oh to be young again.
You have to admire the markings on this little chappie. What could be more exciting than scaling the heights of a log?
Victor pulls his red ride-on tractor into this little house-type arrangement. Then complains about the plumbing as there isn't any water coming out of the taps.
 
A tired Victor is disappointed that his wonderful day has come to an end.  

For more information on Washbrooks Family Farm, visit their website: http://www.washbrooksfamilyfarm.co.uk

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